things will shortly get completely out of hand

Ain’t nothing wrong with eating some bread dipped in olive oil, balsamic vinegar and various herbs

It’s not like we’re college professors calling ourselves doctors. That’s not the same thing my friend.

i have obtained. gnorts

beautiful investment, very sexy, 10/10

todd, i was feeling very empowered in my new gnooty gnorts and you had to come along and say This

Jake + plaid shirts

requested by anonymous

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u 

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit of getting grades back to students as quickly as possible and one day he just walked into her classroom and started handing back tests while she was trying to lecture

imagine your otp

He’s dead now, so I portrayed him as such. Everyone understood immediately.

Where you going, Cold Mountain?

Captain this is embarrassing, can we just take him in?