nobody prepares you for how absolutely world-tiltingly ODD it is to receive a twitter notification from daniel howell and think it is, y'know, a TWEET, only to discover he's trying to message you in the most awkward possible way. i care him soooo much

going to be roasted for the way i responded to this for the rest of my life but on the other hand i think we should roast him for this terrifying introduction

when dan and phil reference their own content it’s like wait what do you MEAN you know about dan and phil.

"we just couldnt sit still" yeah dan so theres this thing idk if youve heard of it its called adhd

convinced the dapg return is just one long, drawn-out revenge plot where they give us everything we've ever wanted but in the most insane, psychic-damge inducing way ever

NOW WHY ARE WE INSERTING SCREENSHOTS FROM THE 2009 TIMELINE?????? FUCK OFF?????

These little guys. The way they're commenting on every touch really shows what lense they were watching these videos through all these years. It's okay guys you can be free

this does make me giggle. like yeah they sure are dan and phil blogs

you know, i thought dan and phil setting boundaries in 2014 was protecting them from us but i failed to acknowledge how much it was protecting us from them

That man is autistic

“dont diagnose strangers online with no context” “we don’t know that” “you are not a liscenced professional and amazingphil is not your client” are all true statements but equally true is the fact that every bitch online claiming their autism rizz owes phil lester their life for being the blueprint

It must be so scary to live in London. What with Dan and Phil lurking around every corner all the tjme

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

your premonition finally came true

i still hope they just start wearing rings in a video someday and never acknowledge it

i hope they do but it means nothing. like they just buy some fake wedding bands to fuck with us

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