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[ Contains NSFW Fanfiction ] NSFW Readers must be 18+, etc.
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Anonymous asked:

Oh I completely understand that inspiration is a fickle creature but I swear you wrote a fuckin epic (only 3-chapter) fic where Grindelwald was keeping pregnant Omega Graves in a cigarette case, did you delete that?

Ooooooh ! Where did stuff gooooo, Yea, I deleted some stuff from AO3 a few years ago now I think. (⋟﹏⋞) my bad

I do believe I still have it somewhere though. I shall do some searching.

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Anonymous asked:

Where's the mpreg Grindelgraves Funky, where'd she run off to

inspiration and energy has been a fickle, fickle, fickle beast these days -- need newt stat to come find it and bring it back!

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This is a Gift, you know...

[ warning, contains spoilers for Baldur's Gate 3 ] Gender Neutral Durge!Tav x Astarion, Post-Ending, little angsty fluff

A year after the fall of the Absolute, Astarion hides his longing well - but it is hard to forget the warmth of the sun when each day it rises without you. Tav can't change that, but that doesn't mean they can't do anything to help. After all, when has Astarion ever said no to a good surprise?

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It has been a year since the fall of the Absolute. A year since Tav denied Bhaal, then was revived after their father's murderous red grip stopped their heart within their living chest. A year since Astarion spurned Cazador's grand plan, ending the man's bid for unrivaled power. A year since they had said goodbye to their merry band of miscreants, one way or another.

One year since the last time Astarion had last seen the sun.

Tav ran a hand over their mouth, unable to forget the look of surprised joy that had bled over Astarion's face the moment he realized they had won - that the Absolute had been defeated - quickly crushed by the searing horror of recognition when his skin had begun to burn. Forced to scamper to the nearest shadow, whimpering in frightened little bursts as every last square inch of him smoked.

It wasn't fair.

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Anonymous asked:

Not for long 🔫

o h. o h d e a r.

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Anonymous asked:

Still among the living?

👀

Yis

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must i write coherent meta? is it not enough to post ridiculous shit like "kim kitsuragi would love the transformers" and walk away?

i just think that harry would pick up an old transformer's toy from a garbage bin or whatever and clean it up and give it to kim like "look it's a car but it's also a cool machine! it made me think of you" and kim would be like "ok this is a kid's toy but i appreciate you thinking of me" all the while suppressing the inner child who could not afford transformers toys because he was an orphan and he takes it home and puts it on his shelf and smiles at it. if you care

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tio-trile

I’ve seen a lot of posts about whether Zagreus is gonna be a boss or the narrator or retired in Hades 2 and they’re all great but listen. What if he’s also been captured and the damsel in distress role

You. You get it. This is what I want

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funkzpiel

Having Percival Graves thoughts again... What if he got turned into a dark creature while in Grindelwald's custody. Or what if he was Imperiod into doing whatever Grindelwald wanted even after he's been found and gets back to his job. WHAT IF he'd been a loyal follower of Grindelwald all along. What if he drinks 2 coffees in the morning but secretly has a sweet tooth and organizes his sock drawer by colors. What if Percival Graves had been made to be a real person uh

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Remember when we hoped for answers? Ah ~ so long ago. Though, in a way, the content created by fans treated us far more kindly than anything we could have hoped for in canon. Oh, Percival Graves, where are you? Are you real? Are you alive??

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psyzook

I have a headcannon set in the modern wizarding world America. Electronics have integrated with magic, and we as a modern society enjoy this. The wizarding world is just the muggle world but with added magic. And what is something people enjoy online? True Crime podcasts.

My headcannon is that ‘What happened to Percival Graves?’ Is one of the most infamous unsolved cases in wizarding Americas history. Because nobody really knows what happened to him, and it’s been up for debate since the late twenties.

When children in school learn of 1920’s history, the, books always mention Percival Graves kidnapping by Grindlewald, and everything leading up the the reveal of Grindlewald. Children age to teenagers, and to adults in turn. And at some point, the topic of ‘What happened to Percival Graves’ has come up to them at some point or another. He’s as infamous as the magical communities versions of the ripper and Ted Bundy.

also here’s a link to my Percival Graves playlist!

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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