nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

 CATEGORY ONE; general

1. ‘i can’t sleep’ sex
2. ‘make up’ sex
3. ‘break up’ sex
4. ‘revenge’ sex
5. ‘rebound’ sex
6. ‘i’m bored’ sex
7. ‘curiosity’ sex
8. ‘first time’ sex
9. ‘homecoming/prom night’ sex
10. ‘hotel room’ sex
11. ‘distraction’ sex
12. ‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex
13. ‘anniversary’ sex
14. ‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex
15. ‘post-argument’ sex
16. ‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex
17. ‘comfort’ sex
18. ‘walked in on while naked’ sex
19. ‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

1. ‘i need a place to crash’ sex
2. ‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex
3. ‘the elevator broke down’ sex
4. ‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex
5. ‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex
6. ‘i caught you masturbating’ sex
7. ‘you caught me masturbating’ sex
8. ‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex
9. ‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex
10. ‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex
11. ‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex
12. ‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex
13. ‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex
14. ‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

1. ‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex
2. ‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex
3. ‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex
4. ‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex
5. ‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

1. ‘we just got engaged’ sex
2. ‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex
3. ‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex
4. ‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex
5. ‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex
6. ‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex
7. ‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

1. ‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but let’s go for it’ sex
2. ‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex
3. ‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex
4. ‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex
5. ‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex