ROUND ABOUT THE CAULDRON GO

IN THE POISONED ENTRAILS THROW

GRIND THE FLESH AND SPILL THE BLOOD

END MANKIND WITH FIRE AND FLOOD

WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH MAGICK’S NEEDS

GIVE THE BIRBS SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS

I’ve never been a huge fan of self-consciously wacky characters, but I have a definite soft spot for the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, and I think it’s solely because at one point he quips “an object at rest cannot be stopped!” – which is, like, an incredibly ominous pronouncement given that it makes no sense at all.

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

Remember to link credible sources: https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/03/bumblebees-endangered-extinction-united-states/

It checks out.

I’ve seen maybe 3 bumblebees over 2 summers the last couple years. When l was a kid they were abundant

The lack of context here is thrilling

Instagram: @animalwoonz

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

I absolutely LOVE pygmy falcons.

Look at this cute, killer, fluffy birb!

@marrow-bone @clover1982 Please join me in appreciating this adorable flying death machine whom I find tremendously relatable.

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

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By 6秒商店

Last days you can register to vote for the 2018 midterms in all 50 states:

Alabama: OCT.22rd

Alaska: OCT. 7th

Arizona: OCT. 9th

Arkansas: OCT. 9th

California: OCT. 22rd

Colorado: Election day.

Connecticut: OCT. 30th

Delaware: OCT. 13th 

D.C: OCT. 16th

Florida: OCT. 9th

Georgia: OCT. 9th

Hawaii: OCT. 9th

Idaho: OCT. 12th

Illinois: OCT. 9th

Indiana: OCT. 9th

Iowa: OCT. 27th

Kansas: OCT. 16th

Kentucky: OCT. 9th

Louisiana: NOV. 17th

Maine: OCT. 16th

Maryland: OCT. 16th

Massachusetts: OCT. 17th

Michigan: OCT. 9th

Minnesota: OCT. 16th

Mississippi: OCT. 9th

Missouri: OCT. 10th

Montana: OCT. 9th

Nebraska: OCT. 19th

Nevada: OCT. 9th

New Hampshire: NOV. 6th

New Jersey: OCT. 16th

New Mexico: OCT. 9th

New York: OCT. 12th

North Carolina: OCT. 12th

North Dakota: Election Day.

Ohio: OCT. 9th

Oklahoma: OCT. 12th

Oregon: OCT. 16th

Pennsylvania: OCT. 9th

Rhode Island: OCT. 7th

South Carolina: OCT. 9th

South Dakota: OCT. 22rd

Tennessee: OCT. 9th

Texas: OCT. 9th

Utah: OCT. 7th

Vermont: Election Day.

Virginia: OCT. 15th

Washington: OCT. 8th

West Virginia: OCT. 16th

Wisconsin: OCT. 17th

Wyoming: OCT. 22rd 

Please register online if you aren’t already. Check your registration and your friends. Lots of people don’t have much time left to register! Don’t wait until the last minute! 

Register to vote ONLINE NOW!

Memes are all very good, but to get the assholes out, you have to VOTE.

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“Sephora will start selling entry-level witch kits in October.”

All right witches, listen up.

Sephora is to begin selling a “witch kit” next month featuring a tarot deck, fragrances, a sage bundle, and a rose quartz crystal for $42.

I think it’s wonderful that witchcraft is making a resurgence, but what I don’t think is wonderful, is that a huge corporation like Sephora is trying to tap into this market.

Why don’t I like it?

So, I urge you to share this post and refrain from purchasing this “entry-level” witch kit (and any future witchcraft related product) from Sephora. Instead, support small, witch-owned businesses. We need you and we’ve got your backs.

Here is a list of shops owned by witches. Check it out!

Also they’re selling the sage for “smudging” which, as we all should know, is a Native American specific practice. Seeing sage (white sage at that considering it’s fucking endangered) marketed by a big corporation is especially unsettling.

If you’re looking you get intro witchcraft, don’t buy from a huge money mongerer looking to be “trendy.” Support a small witchy business! Check out the many shops here on witchblr. Especially consider buying from witches of color!

PSA TO APPLE USERS

mmk i’ve got v few followers but i’m hoping this helps at least one person so here I go.

Apple is coming out with something called ““Apple screentime” which will basically allow your parents to see what apps you use when and set restrictions and shit for when you can use what apps. If you are in a situation where you have apps or social media’s or really anything you don’t/can’t have your parents know about DELETE THAT SHIT before September 1st when this comes out. This works through the ““family sharing” shit on your iCloud account so if you can either leave your “family” or use a different Apple ID  or something. 

If you can’t do that, I personally access Tumblr and discord and YouTube and everything else through my laptop and the Pinterest web browser (yes that’s a thing) so if that’s an option for any of you out there join me. 

This may sound hella dumb to some people but like my parents would LOSE THEIR SHIT and ground me if they knew I had tumblr or really anything and that’s the only thing keeping me alive tbh so just be safe out there kiddos. 

I just googled this and it’s true holy shit

Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. I can’t let my parents find out about that shit or see my shit. I’d be outed immediately bhhbbbjdjd

The same for me.. I’m going to have to delete the mobile app and just use my computer because I don’t trust them to not limit me using Pinterest to get on here

My laptop is utterly useless so I have n o clue what I’m gonna do sjfjdjfjd

Guys, please, I don’t want you getting into trouble

I love you all STAY SAFE

I have some very important news!

I decided to find out more, and it is possible to hide apps from Family Sharing without deleting them! Apple themselves said how to do it, here you go:

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201322

Stay safe you guys.

BIOWARE, I will throw all my fucking money at you FOR AN ACTIVELY ROMANCEABLE DWARF

https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration-age-requirements

Being cheerful is not unmasculine. Being kind is not unmasculine. Being passionate is not unmasculine.

Being emotional is not unmasculine. Talking about your problems is not unmasculine. Needing help is not unmasculine. Masculinity should not equate to stoicism. People should not have to feel afraid or ashamed of appearing vulnerable.

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

Boys are allowed to be feminine and that includes trans boys, pass it on. Girls are allowed to be masculine and that includes trans girls, pass it on. Nonbinaries are allowed to use feminine or masculine expression, pass it on.

Hey, do me a solid and really pass this on. Please give this lots of notes, thanks.