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doing space missions with a ragtag crew but if I'm being honest I hate all of their fucking guts. we are not making an unlikely family I want to kill these people

Is there hate in your heart? Is your passion discrimination and profiling? Do you enjoy browsing Facebook? We are once again hiring for airport security positions

a little mock postage stamp i did a while ago. free to download (X) and print as stickers, posters or whatever you like.

if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

then why the fuck did she ask

hmmmmmm…..

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

Dude that is too much slop for him

my pet mold spore

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crab in your mailbox anyone?

Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.

What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

If you don’t like rice then idk man get well soon I guess

all the bitches in the notes saying that rice sucks need to remember that rice backwards is ecir which means absolutely nothing. just like their opinion

Vietnamese pot-bellied pig named Winston By: Lil' Porkers Pig Pals From: Pot-bellied Pigs and Other Miniature Pet Pigs 1992

genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit