i dont post gore i just chose my name in my edgy era

Does anyone want to see shrimp.com

Yes I love shrimp

Ok here u go

Its shrimp dot com my website lovingly made

It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry

Favorite dunmeshi reaction image

happy lesbian visibility week

One of the funniest subversion of cooking manga reactions I've seen

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

happy lesbian visibility week

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Did you know? Use the "computer" to chat with "transgender women".

this is all that goes through my head whenever people get upset abt queer muppets in general (most recently with pogey although the conservative outroar wasn’t as bad as it was with gonzo)

I love you garbage truck workers I love you janitors I love you waste water treatment workers I love you sanitation workers I love you

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

i got a freling

Oooooooh ooooooh

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

garfield could probably understand the mechanics of driving a car but his legs are too short and stubby to reach the petals. this is also known as "Yoda's Quandry"

run over a bitch in his 2003 toyota prius he must