I Always Wear Pants

PM Seymour is like Thomas Sanders back in the day if you say their name they’ll just APPEAR with half a burrito in hand like, “Wassup.”

Ayo, where’s the other half of my burrito?

Have you checked the dog’s bowl?

the people arguing with me about this are funny to me, he is from the southern most region of hyrule working on a farm and also the only guy in the province wearing eyeliner and spiky hair. he is also secretly a dark beast

an important addition

creacher

felt severely unrepresented on the Pushing Yourself Forward on Your Fingertips front

Cat wants to snuggle with some rhinos

Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

This post is not an invitation for you all to explain mormonism to me I am fine not knowing about this

[European voice] "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? You mean like from Fallout?"

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

...how does it taste?

bad

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

it’s just one of those croissant days

we love a recovery

GUYS HE KNOWS-

in space with markiplier (2022) 

Moodboard for when you're animated by Chuck Jones