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no… no, like it’s frozen over. yeah, there’s literally snow in the foyer.

Secret’s Out

Jim Halpert x Reader

A/N: I decided I now write for Jim Halpert. Idk if anyone still reads for Jim Halpert, but I couldn’t help myself.

WC: 3.2K

MASTER

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Jim apparently had a secret, a secret that was currently the biggest gossip the office had heard in a while.

Jim liked Pam.

office pranks. ❛ jim halpert

the office was silent, except for the incessant tapping of the end of your blue pen against the papers scattered across your desk as you stare at the phone. there’s a red light, blinking every other second, and a double digit number on the monochrome screen beside it. you allow yourself to sigh, and lean back against your chair, relishing in the loud and annoying squeak it always made when you did so; the sound catches Jim’s attention and his brows raise, but he doesn’t look up at you.

another huff, and you lean forward, only to fall back against the chair and have it whine against the pressure. he pretends that he doesn’t hear you, but you can see the corner of his lips twitching. he’s close to his breaking point, though he’s trying his best to look invested in his work.

you know this time has to really crack him. you practically howl, voice breaking as you slam back against the back of the chair. it creaks beneath the force with a hissing squeal, and Jim scoffs, his lips curling up into an involuntary grin. “Wow,” he exclaims with a sigh as he leans back, setting his pen down. “You are persistent. You might be even more annoying than Michael.”

you giggle, rolling your eyes. “Shut up, I’m bored. I hate when we work through lunch.” you glance around the office, empty except for the two of you. they’d be coming back soon, at least. quirking a brow, your eyes fall to Dwight’s desk and you smirk. “Hey, wanna play a prank on Dwight?”

“Way ahead of you.” when you look back to your coworker, he’s gotten up from his desk, tracing into the carpet with one toe, he circles the cluster of desks backwards, and you watch, puzzled.

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Tickle Me (1965) Elvis Presley as Lonnie Beale, Jocelyn Lane as Pam Merritt, and Jack Mullaney as Stanley Potter

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