30 Minute Speedpaints (6 of 9) - Diana Franco

now we know the source fellas please appreciate and acknowledge the artist for all ur memes

30 MINUTES??

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed

so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb

Theres even more beyond eye of newt

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

I’m having a fucking stroke

*vaguely scottish noises*

when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who go wih you.

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be,  nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah,  dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be,  onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be,  ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah

an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

the fucking transcript i can’t

help im sobbing

This. This is the best thing ever.

“Don’t Stop Me Now” with the other beats removed

Push play and just trust me

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

ITS A GODDAMN SHANTY

its appropriate anywhere from the wild west to a pirate ship to imperial russia a jaunty steampunk adventure to one impressive bard

ok but I love this

Caught in a rather good romance

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

…that is exactly what it sounds like

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

This is basically turning into a cat blog.

peP

@kadycutiecat listen to this

Fun fact about dogs raised with cats:

They like to loaf

They also bathe like cats!

please tell your dog that i adore them and they’re perfect

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

fuckin raw line

A creature designed to be “cute”, created by a god that does not fully understand what “cute” looks like to humans.

…….it worked……excellent job…….thank you for spider……

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

you….. you understand the implications of this, right? the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.

“LET’S SEE HOW MANY RUPEES FALL OUT OF YOU ELF BOY”

pls collab

When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.

this guy works on spongebob

SPONGEBOB BECOMES HUMANBOB TODAY

Wait a minute…..

HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TIME!!!

So you’re telling me that this seemingly meaningless shitpost was actually a warning of things to come.

Never doubt creator shitposts.

ALL trans lesbians are LESBIANS

TERFS, DO NOT, and I mean this, INTERACT

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.