a story is true a story is not true

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

your girlfriend told me that she thinks my takes are way more nuanced than yours. yeah she thinks you can’t get past surface level interpretations and she’s leaving you for my analysis. sorry

its like i always say. at least theres bisexuality

she’s sexy she’s a loser she’s the most cunning woman on the planet she sucks she’s drunk as shit she’s going to steal your girl she’s bad at dancing she’s going to destroy us all

God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

sorry i can’t come over, im ill with the human experience

“People don’t understand the word ruthless. They think it means ‘mean.’ It’s not about being mean. It’s about seeing the bright, clear line that leads from A to B. The line that goes from motive to means. Beginning to end. It’s about seeing that bright, clear line and not caring about anything but the beautiful fact that you can see the solution. Not caring about anything else but the perfection of it.”

- Marco, Book #30: The Reunion, pg. 71 (by K.A. Applegate)

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

revisiting a piece of media that made you so unwell in the past is just like [touches hot stove] ah yes my old friend the hot stove [sizzling and scorching smell]

They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

props to alecto for kissing both gideon and harrow before they kissed each other

the locked tomb is such a special series because where else are you going to find a character like harrowhark nonagesimus. she's a repressed goth camp mean lesbian space nun necrophiliac immortal teenage saint. she's a war crime and the greatest necromancer of her generation and she's bad at making soup. she's the deadpan depressed leader of a death cult and she fell for a horny jock who makes "your mom" jokes at every opportunity. she tried to have sex with a hallucination of a 10,000 year old corpse. she's a strict conformist to liturgical tradition and also a heretic who almost killed god when she was ten. should i continue