You and I have begun to blur. We're conjoined. Curious if either of us can survive separation.
1x04 "Œuf"
- What kind of kid does this? - And what kind of kid follows a kid who does this?
Behind the scenes of Hannibal Mads Mikkelsen’s birthday
Hugh is the background tho 😂
YAYOI KUSAMA, Fear of Death, 2008
shoutout to whatever staff member has this bumper sticker at my school
every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb
Yoshitomo Nara
new kinsey scale just dropped tag yourself
I used to be a 5 but now I’m a 3
Please look at this
Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.
That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)
If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:
- How to clean dishes by hand
- How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
- How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
- How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)
- How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)
- How to mop the floor
- How to sweep the floor
- How to swallow pills
- How to make small talk
- How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)
It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.
lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?
Bones and Botany - E. Moss
i saw this and thought “tumblr would love this.“
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
mom said it’s my turn to be ached for, to have someone feel a stab of hunger for me, to feel nourishment at the sight of me. give it now