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Fantasy Landscaping

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rogha

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

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androidboy

can’t blame vampires for gettin erotic. you’re already suckin on someone’s neck but also your natural state is Cold and the bloods all fresh and warm and addicting like hot cocoa but sexy

like ur drinkin it and u can feel the warmth go down your throat and then it’s slowly spreading to the rest of your body like a slow petit mort and u haven’t felt that warm and alive since your last feeding and it just feels real good. like when you drink hot cocoa

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ampervadasz
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drtanner

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

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r4cs0

Right there

this was scored so well I love it

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word association game! write the first word that comes to your head and tag 3 people to keep it going

starting word: rubber duck

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Platinum

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lettheratsin

Diamond

can you tell I like Pokémon

Edit: the good news is I can’t count so four ppl get tagged

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amistytown

Pearl

@chaoticandtiredcat @sparkbeast20​ and @bunna-does-stuff​

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sparkbeast20

Emerald

@mcx7demonbros, @pandasfoxes05 and @amberheavendremurr 

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smrttrtl

friend

@mx-vin @peridottea91 @firefly-in-darkness (no pressure)

Laughter

@maladaptivexxdaydreaming @drabblewithfrannybarnes @jobean12-blog

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hozierpicfic
Anonymous asked:

what do you think it would be like to be in bed with hozier? not in a nsfw work but more in terms of do you think he likes cuddling, spooning or does he starfish, stuff like that.

so this has been sitting in my inbox for ages and i’m so sorry sweetheart! Hopefully this might make up for the wait.

  • Our boy is a sleepy lad. He does not get enough sleep, like, at all. Call it the symptoms of an active, imaginative mind. 
  • He’ll frequently wake up to write down whatever his dreams have given him or record some melody he’s snatched from his mind, even if it’s just the Backstreet Boys. However, if he’s not sleeping alone, he’ll be so very careful when untangling himself and taking his recording out of the room, as not to disturb you.
  • Sleeping alone, our boy’s a long boy (I mean, I literally can’t get over how tall he is and my brothers are between 6″2 to 6″6). So when he gets the chance, he’s all stretched out and blissful. In winter I like to think he piles on the weighted blankets and layers.
  • I also think his bed is covered, covered, in random stuff; his laptop from whatever he was maybe recording before bed, books he’d been reading and never finished before he fell asleep, hot water bottles long since cold.
  • Not really a fan of making his bed and if he attempts, he turns down the duvet as he likes the cold sheet.
  • Now, I think we all remember when Hozier said he didn’t have anybody to curl up to, which I think might be pretty telling of how he sleeps with someone.
  • Sleeping with you, I believe whole-heartedly, he is a hardcore cuddler. So his love language is touch and that informs the way he sleeps alongside you.
  • You’re having a long conversation as you go about preparing for sleep. You get into bed, still talking and automatically he just gathers you tight against his chest. His arms are around you and his hands are playing with yours as you chat until you fall asleep that way.
  • If you’re smaller than him, he will curl around you as much as he can, winding his fingers around yours, sliding a hand up your top. Not sexually (well, not usually) he just likes skin-on-skin contact, makes him feel easier.
  • Sometimes he loves it when you fall asleep facing each other, loosely tied together because he loves your sleeping face, even if you don’t. It makes him feel good to know you trust him enough to fall asleep in front of him.
  • When you’ve had a fight that seems to be lasting, you’ll sleep back to back although often he’ll very slowly shuffle until your backs are touching. Just enough touch for him to be reassured but not enough to invade space.
  • Often however, especially if he’s feeling even the tiniest bit down, he’s the one who wants to be curled around. He just loves you plastered around him, holding as tight as you can, chest to back and arms clutching him. It’ll relax in the night but so long as you’re holding him, he feels safe and loved.
  • If it’s too hot, hands are still being held across the bed or someone’s laying diagonally spread out, head on a shoulder. 

I gotta stop before I make myself cry, imagining all of these. Hope this helps!

Also, lads, I got a submission button if anybody fancies doing a headcanon or fic of their own! Doesn’t need to have a pic - just share the love you love :)

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hozierpicfic
Anonymous asked:

Hello! How about one where the reader is very touchy but she does it to everyone but him because she doesn’t want to come off as clingy? Like she starts to become touchy with him after too if you don’t mind? ♥️

So I turned this into a right story and may only have fulfilled half of the request. But I really like this one so I hope you do too!

Also based of this picture, in which Ayron Jones is all of us.

The café was busy when you spotted them as you walked past. It wasn’t hard, two men in sunglasses, one of them stretched out like a cat seeking the heat in the rare Irish sunshine. Your stomach gave a lurch when you realised who had just caught your eye. Deeply inconvenient feelings as per usual.

You quickly shook your head when he fully turned his head towards you. Putting a finger to your lips, you told the person you were with you were going over and started a slightly over-exaggerated creep towards the table. With a wink at Andrew, you put your hands over Alex’s eyes, leaning your body against him.

Alex made some snide joke, causing you to ruffle his hair in faux annoyance. He stood to hug you tightly, making you a laugh as he picked you up.

“You coming tonight?” There was a little get together happening, for no other reason than this was one of the few times they’d all be in the same city for a while. Projects and life always seemed to pull everyone away, so time together was rare indeed.

“Aye, you said I could bring some friends, right? Can’t wait for you to meet everyone.”

“Yeah, course. So people are meant to come around 6, it’ll be quiet one.” Alex grinned.

“Which means it’ll begin at 9 and last until tomorrow morning?” You leant in a little conspiratorially and pulled back when you realised how close you were. Alex still had his arms around your waist from the hug and your hands were resting on his shoulder. You stepped back, “cool, we’ll see you at about half 6 probably, we’ll get dinner first.”

Andrew made to get up to hug you, but you quickly patted him on the shoulder. God forbid he’d hug you; you’d never let go. His eyebrows twitched down until a hand wrapped around your shoulder.

Your friend, Michael, had finally gotten bored of waiting; he’d been waiting this art exhibit and he wasn’t going to be late for it on one of his rare weekends off. He draped an arm around your shoulders to whisper in your ear, “is this him?” and nodding towards Alex. Him being Andrew, the one you had dramatically declared your undying love for and spent evenings waxing lyrical about on Michael’s sofa.

“Oh, this is Alex!” You beamed up at the bassist who looked over your friend with a slightly suspicious air before grinning and extending a hand to shake, “and this is Andrew.” You beckoned to where Andrew was still seated, having been put off by your shoulder touch. He shook your Michael’s hand with a tight-lipped smiled.

“Right!” You said overly loud to cover the awkwardness settling over the table, “we’re going to this art installation exhibit, this one’s been waiting weeks to see it. So, see you later, yeah?”

You touched Andrew’s shoulder as you left. It was the only touch you’d allow yourself.

The house was heaving and far from the promised ‘little get together’. Your small group of friends raised eyebrows at you, but you just shrugged. A part of you had expected it but had hoped not. Andrew would hate this. At this point, even so early in the evening, you knew he’d have carved a space for himself in a quieter spot. No doubt he’d be holding court, on accident of course; he always underestimated the charisma he had.

You pushed your way through to the living room, searching for Alex and his friends. If Andrew was holding court than Alex was centre court. Whilst not one entirely for the stage, or even social media, he was quite extroverted with the right people.

Sure enough, him and a couple of mates were around a teetering Jenga tower. Even though you’d just arrived, you watched with bated breath, sucked in by the atmosphere, as another block was extracted. Everyone exhaled when the tower stayed standing.

“Hey!” He waved his arms in the air when you came in, uncurling from his cross-legged position, to wrap you up again, “he’s pouting outside,” he added with a smirk. A blush rushed onto your face. So, your looking had been obvious, “don’t be mean to him tonight okay.”

You cocked your head. Alex shook his head and threw his arms up in the air, punching out a sigh. Then he waved his arm towards the kitchen, “drinks are in there. Bring your mates around later, after the Jenga!”

“Did someone say drinks?” James, one of the friends you’d brought, appeared behind you, as if summoned by the thought of alcohol.

He put his elbows on your shoulder and stretched his hands out. You grabbed them and you hopped through to the kitchen in time with the song winding through the house. Pushed and pulled by a few people, you were glad James had thought to hold on. This house was genuinely big enough to get lost in.

“Drinks!” James cried in genuine delight, when he saw a huge pile of bottles on the large kitchen table. He let you go, and you followed him, patting him on the back in the same song rhythm and chanting the word ‘drinks’ together.

The kitchen was emptier than the rest of the house, so you managed to launch yourself up on a kitchen counter, only just spotting Andrew at the edge of your view, pouting in the corner.

“Andrew!” You beamed widely and his face immediately replied in a soft smile, almost as if he couldn’t help himself. You reached a hand out towards him, so excited to see him that you forgot your mission to not touch him. He pushed off from the counter to grab your hand and stopped short, eyes narrowing.

James appeared in front of you and pushed a drink into your hand. He kissed your cheek, as was his wont, and said too low for Andrew to catch it, that he was off to find his future boyfriend. You squeezed his arm, wishing him luck on his quest, but by the time he’d gone, so had Andrew.

Wildly, your head turned until you saw his back retreating into the garden and you couldn’t help but follow. By the time you’d shuffled around people coming back in, he’d reached the bottom of the garden and sat on one of the garden chairs.

When you got to him, he was stretched out, drink balancing in his hand on the arm of the chair and eyes tracking the stars. His house was so remote you could almost see the Milky Way.

“You alright? Too many people already?” You smiled at him as you dropped to a cross-legged position in front of him. He turned his head to you and stared. The smile dropped from your face the longer he stared, expression unreadable, “Andrew? You okay?”

He opened his mouth but snapped it shut quickly. His right thumb started rubbing his left palm, one of his nervous ticks.

“Come on, Andrew,” you said softly. At this point you would’ve curled a comforting hand around his but you couldn’t this time. You’d twine your fingers together and hold too tight if you did it now, “we’re friends right?” Right?

“Are we?” His voice came out sharp and he winced. You jerked your head back in shock.

“Aren’t we?” Christ, you hadn’t been touching him to keep his friendship but if you didn’t have it anyway what had been the point?

He leant forward all of a sudden, elbows on knees, staring at you so intently in the eyes you felt uncomfortable. You wouldn’t look away though, he was looking for something and you hoped he found it, “what is wrong with me?”

It wasn’t rhetorical. The silence that stretched begged an answer, so you said, “I don’t know, is there something wrong with you?” What was he searching for?

Andrew breathed out through his nose. A blush was crawling up his face, visible in the dim glow of the fairy lights strung up in the trees. He set his shoulders and poured out, “why won’t you touch me? Why do you hold Alex? That art guy today and in the kitchen just now, your mate Caitlin the other day. You touch everybody but me so what’s wrong with me? You used to hug me all the time but now? What have I done?”

Your face burnt red hot. Not for a second had you thought of how your touch avoidance would affect him, just how touching him would affect you. Your stomach sunk as you realised you had to come clean. How annoying your feelings were that you were about to blow your friendship to pieces just so he would feel better.

Your sentences came out slowly as your heart screamed at you to shut up, to keep him longer, “No one else is as dangerous to touch as you.” You bit your lip and cast your eyes down to the grass. You tightened your fingers in it as you continued, “their touch doesn’t mean as much to me. Yours never did either until… it did.” Christ this was badly explained, “and if I touch you, like I hug them, then I won’t let go and it would mean something different. So, you know… awkward.” You finished lamely.

Silence wrapped you both. From the house a roar of lads, a Jenga tower finally fallen. Music muffled from an open kitchen door. Wind blowing the leaves of the trees ever so gently. Every sound but his voice, the sound you most wanted to hear.

“So,” he finally spoke a millennia later, “you don’t hug me because you would like it too much?” You didn’t answer, “stand up.” He ordered in an exasperated tone, “stand up.” He repeated when you just looked at him.

Slowly, you stood, wondering what on earth he was going to do. The moment you were standing, he grabbed your hand, pulled you onto his lap and wrapped his arms around you. Your head was tucked into his neck, arm squished a little uncomfortably against the back of the chair.

“Idiot,” he whispered into your hair, but it sounded fond. He arranged your arm and you allowed him to manoeuvre you until he was happy, your heart beating a mile a minute. You swallowed, “did you ever think that that was why I liked you hugging me? No? Well stop feeling weird about it and go back to it,” he seemed to hesitate before adding, “but, if it’s okay with you, just me from now on?”

“Deal.” You stuck out your pinky finger and he wrapped his around it, in the universal symbol of an unbreakable vow.

“Christ, finally.” Alex’s voice interrupted, “alright, sorry to cut your love-in short but there’s a quiz going on and I’m going to need the Nerd with me for this round.”

When Andrew stood with a laugh, the first one you’d seen for a while, he took your hand. You loosened it quickly and before he could open his mouth, you wrapped your arms around his entire waist. There had been actual months of not touching him and you were starved.

He chuckled again, tightened his arms around your shoulders and pressed his lips to your forehead. He kept you pressed against him as you walked into the house. He wound you around him when you both sat for the quiz and he wound around you later that night, pressed tight until dawn.

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New crush uwu

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icanteven01

We really, as a society, need to stop treating sex like a rite of passage. It hurts me so much to see people (especially high schoolers) embarrassed to say they haven't had sex.

For some people it may take time, for others that time never comes, or they simply aren't interested. Stop pushing your values or expectations on other people, especially those who are developing into adulthood. Stop shaming people over something that's not your business.

“Rite of passage” omg you’re so right. I could never put it into words, but there it is. Stop thinking you can’t be an adult or whatever if you haven’t had sex. It’s not an exclusive club you should hurry to get in to or feel upset you’re not a part of.

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Yes, professor part 4

A/N: You are all horny goblins and I love it, because so am I. This is not going to be a story with a lot of plot, just… So much smut. Not sorry. This one is both BDSM heavy and SO SO SO SO SO dirty, so please, read with caution! We’ve got suspension, double play, gagging… All of the good (bad?) stuff. Also I’m not going to apologize for the length, y’all are filthy (like me).

Anyway, feedback feeds the soul and requests are always open! Nothing is off limits!

I also have to give the BIGGEST shoutout to @cooldreamlandsandwich who made an edit for me that made me clasp my pearls and inspired a big part of this chapter. HOLY HELL.

Pairing: Cap. Syverson x reader (and surprise guest, August Walker)

Warnings: Smut, MINORS DNI (please), gagging, oral (M and F receiving), fingering, anal, dom/sub, double play, suspension, ropeplay, toys, cream pies, breathplay, BDSM, nippleclamps, language

Wordcount: 5.246 (not sorry)

Yes, baby

You couldn’t help the slight smirk on your lips as you watched Sy walk back and forth in front of the class, his large thighs being the sole focus of your eyes; it should be illegal to look like that when teaching. You felt Annalise bump her knee against yours and you turned to her. “Hm?” “Stop drooling.” She hissed with a knowing grin. “You’re literally slobbering over him.” “Oh, shut up.” You felt your cheeks heat up but couldn’t help yourself as you turned to face him again, biting your lip as his eyes found yours. He raised his eyebrows in a silent warning. “Now, boys and girls, we’re getting’ close to the break, so I’m going to try to avoid givin’ y’all too much shit to do.” He stated, leaning against his desk. You heard the slight exhale of the group of students. “I’m feeling charitable, so all I’m going to ask is that you read up on the cold wars effects on modern war, and we’ll leave it at that.” He checked his watch.

Loooooove this!!! So- just- idk man, just so dripping with lush lucious lust👏👏👏

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