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Dumb Bitch

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wttcsms

balancing act, masterlist ; satoru gojo

“I’ll double your bonus pay if you let me court you for three months.” “Court me?” You’re laughing at him again. He eats it up, savors it, lets it settle on his tongue and warm his insides. “If you’re so convinced I’d be horrible and only prove you right, wouldn’t you jump at the chance to make some easy money?” He’s trying to bait you into accepting; you know it. You also know that nothing from Gojo comes easy . He makes it entirely too convenient to forget that he’s razor sharp and cutthroat, the things he needs to be in order to remain on top of the finance scene, but he’s always joking, always teasing, that it feels like he almost doesn’t like being taken seriously. “Like I said, I don’t deal with men with commitment issues.”

gojo bets that he can get you to fall in love in three months, and you bet that he can't go three months with staying committed to one person and not bang them. neither of you plan on losing, just like how neither of you saw the other coming.

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Sleepless nights

╰⇢ 11. Friend-zoned???

Warnings: none…

note: i hope you guys genuinely like these parts because i enjoy making them!

fun facts:

— you originally wanted yuta to hang out with you and inumaki

— inumaki had previously offered to help you get better at genshin impact to that you could join each other’s worlds

— yuta is blown away at how often you call him your best friend despite doing a lot of things that most people would consider “couple things” (cute romantic things)

taglist:

bold means i can’t tag you for some reason :[

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𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐃𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, m. list

featuring: levi ackerman x fem!reader plot: she has been a part of levi's squad for more than six years. most likely the most trusted person for the captain, and a best friend. in his mind, she's more but he would not dare himself to show that behind the stoic behavior and the emotionless face, were hidden feelings for a survey corps member. or maybe would he? content warning: nsfw! (mdni!) + fluff + pet names + depression + soulmates & second chance kind of trope, all warnings will be added before each part. hi it's malia: i just started attack on titan, like almost finished the first season and this is a little part that came to my mind while they escaped the titan forest. so. pretty much, enjoy it's going to be multi multi-chapter.
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tamakigf

apple cider

“and i don’t even like you that much. wait, i do, fuck. call me at midnight. let’s give this thing a try!” apple cider - beabadoobee

🍎 — summary: you and megumi have known each other since jr. high. eventually, things get out of hand and you end up falling out. you meet again in tokyo jujutsu high only to remember old issues and realize new feelings.

🪼 — pairing: fushiguro megumi x gn! reader

🌷 — genre: friends to enemies to lovers, smau

🐰 — status: coming to an end

🐸 — warnings: sfw, crack humor, sexual jokes, dying jokes, jealousy, slight angst

🌈 — notes: this smau idea has been in the notes app for over two yrs. i hope y’all enjoy! updates are slow!

taglist is closed!

one: middle school beef
two: my favorite pastry
three: enemies to loves?
four: PANDA WHY
five: scare the hoes (respectfully)
six: idgaf
seven: we should jump him
eight: okayyy loverboy!
nine: count your days
ten: we should talk
eleven: apple bakery
twelve: old times
thirteen: gone but not forgotten
fourteen: this is sick
fifteen: he smells
sixteen: you were right
seventeen: hey u up?
eighteen: what are we?
nineteen: thru the grapevine
twenty: is this a date?
twenty one: please don’t go
twenty two: call me at midnight
twenty three: a little kiss
twenty four: blobfish
twenty five: yuji hate
twenty six: megumi rizz
twenty seven: shit my pants

bonus

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silver underground. / masterlist

They say that, before all of this, you dedicated your heart to the Scout Regiment. They say that you're respected as a soldier, trusted as a comrade, and fiercely protected by a Captain who once fought his way out of the Underground City.
They tell you a lot of things. You remember none of it.

Pairing: Levi Ackerman x F!Reader (Attack on Titan / Shingeki no Kyojin) Rating: Explicit ( 18+ ) Word Count: 70K Tags: Memory Loss, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Mentions of death, Depiction of graphic injury/violence, Eventual Romance, Friends to Enemies to Lovers, Touch Starved Idiots, Flashbacks, Dual POV, Nonbinary Hange Zoe, Eventual Smut Note: NSFW content chapters added with asterisk Tag List: Request to join the tag list here!

CHAPTERS

one / two / three / four / five / six / seven* / eight / nine / ten / eleven / twelve / thirteen* / fourteen* / fifteen / sixteen / seventeen / eighteen* (coming soon!)

                                        ( Visit the AO3 story. )

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tamakigf

apple cider

“and i don’t even like you that much. wait, i do, fuck. call me at midnight. let’s give this thing a try!” apple cider - beabadoobee

🍎 — summary: you and megumi have known each other since jr. high. eventually, things get out of hand and you end up falling out. you meet again in tokyo jujutsu high only to remember old issues and realize new feelings.

🪼 — pairing: fushiguro megumi x gn! reader

🌷 — genre: friends to enemies to lovers, smau

🐰 — status: coming soon! as soon as i finish ‘it’s a match!

🐸 — warnings: sfw, crack humor, more to come

🌈 — notes: this smau idea has been in the notes app for over two yrs. i hope y’all enjoy!

taglist is open!

y/n’s pookies + megumi’s friends

one:
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saeist

-ˋˏ ꒰ა CUPID.ᐟ ໒꒱ masterlist ˎˊ-

synopsis ໒꒱ ⤷ why is cupid so dumb that he had you be so lovestruck for your best friend's brother? in which you try to desperately let go of your silly little crush on sae but it seems like cupid has other plans

꒰ა pairing ໒꒱ ⤷ sae itoshi x reader

genre ໒꒱ ⤷ FLUFF, crack and maybe angst for a chapter for cliche

status ໒꒱ ⤷ ongoing

taglist status ໒꒱ ⤷ open

author's note ໒꒱ ⤷ first sae smau!! + continuation of the best friend's brother fic i wrote a while back & send in an ask if you want to be in the taglist!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ table of contents:

𓆩 prologue — best friend's brother 𓆪 𓆩 one 𓆪

ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ bonus chaptersextrasasks

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yuzurins

# TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH . . .

an itoshi rin social media au by yuzurins

synopsis — all you wanted was a peaceful and productive uni life, but despite your pleas, your plans start crumbling when the star of the football team, itoshi rin, begins to beat you in every aspect possible. as you confront the inevitable, what happens when you uncover secrets behind an unforgettable event from the past?

pairingitoshi rin x f!reader (she/they)
genresocial media au, academic rivals to lovers, university au, fluff + contains angst, slow burn, drama, crack disclaimers timestamps don’t rlly matter (unless stated), crude language, cringe attempt at humour, mentions of alcohol, kms/kys jokes, pictures used in icons and posts are not mine you light mode ∗ rin — dark mode
statusongoing (08/20/23) updates m&f 8pm est

profiles

chapters

∗ 01 — it’s unfair

∗ 02 — why does it matter

∗ 03 — kbbq without me

∗ 04 — life isn’t real

∗ 05 — neighbours

more chapters tba!

notesmy first smau :0 thank u sm to souta, ei, rika and xue for helping me and making me feel validated when making decisions :’) inspired by @idlerin + @tobiosmilktea !! check them out cuz their smaus are super fun to read <3 updates may be irregular once i get back to school but i’m excited to go on this journey ^_^ thank you for reading !!

taglistcurrently open! send an ask or comment below to be added or removed :)

© yuzurins '23 ღ do not plagiarize, change, translate or repost my works on any other platform.

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castelles

SUMMARY:

His precious student’s seemingly harmless crush, a distant memory of innocent youth, the hazy abyss before final judgment.

By some odd twist of fate, Gojo Satoru discovers that life isn’t as simple as birth and death like he’d hoped. Usually, he finds this sort of existential quandary to be nothing but a headache — but this time, he’s never quite as alone as he’s grown accustomed to thinking he is.

RELATIONSHIPS // gojo x f!reader, sprinkle of geto & megumi x reader GENRE/TAGS // romance, slow burn, angst, some humor, reincarnation!au, fantasy, relatively canon-compliant, no beta we die like juunpei WARNINGS // language, blood/violence/death, spoilers, mediocre writing, reading this series requires the utmost patience WORD COUNT // 13.7k as of chapter 5 STATUS/UPDATED // ongoing; august 15, 2022

CONTENTS:

>> BOOK I: RETURN

01 | chance. 02 | recognition. 03 | intention. 04 | takeoff. 05 | singularity. 06 | [...]

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tamakigf

it’s a match!

summary: “look at this guy i just matched with on tinder!”

pairing: gojo satoru x gn!reader

status: ongoing

warnings: 18+ horny y/n ahead! mature content, crack au, smau, fluff, some angst maybe ???, hook up culture (it’s tinder sooo) lots of sexual jokes!

notes: omg this is my first smau after 2 yrs so bear w/me!

taglist is open

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TEASE ME MASTERLIST. a gojo x geto x reader fanfiction.

plunging in love with your bullies, geto suguru and gojo satoru, isn't ideal, but that's exactly what happened. you find yourself falling for the two, and indulging in a lustful game of cat and mouse.
( current ) wc — 7,911.
warnings — vulgar language, bullying, mentions of death, blood, mentions of sa, sexual themes such as, male oral!receiving, female oral!receiving, slight grinding, hair pulling, etc. will add the warnings as the story goes.
taglist.

chapter one. — y/n has had enough of gojo satoru’s relentless bullying, and in an act of defiance, she finally strikes. the two find themselves in a public, brutal, and intense brawl.

chapter two. — after geto suguru carelessly recorded their fight, the video spreads and lands directly into the principal's grasp, landing both gojo and y/n four months of detention. together.

chapter three. — after a long and uneventful saturday spent with satoru, y/n decides to treat herself to the luxuries in shibuya. however, her plans were put to an abrupt halt when a group of boys decided to mess with her. luckily for the young university student, the last people she wished to come to her rescue did. gojo and geto.

chapter four. — geto and gojo use the excuse of their salvation to take y/n out to pay for their karaoke. though drunken confessions, and locked away emotions slowly begin to unfold.

chapter five. — with tense feelings loitering in the air, y/n makes a sudden decision with a simple note. though her original plans seemed to differ after satoru began treating her cruelly once more. two can play this game. she decided from that moment on, that she’d give gojo a taste of his own medicine.

chapter six — coming soon.

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piichuu

♡ THE ONE AND ONLY CUPID

PAIRING: fushiguro megumi x f!reader

SYNOPSIS: itadori yuji is behind the account “the one and only cupid” where others in kyoto can anonymously ship two people they think should get together. what happens when you’re suddenly shipped with fushiguro megumi whom you’ve never talked to before and why do you all of a sudden have to see him in the school hallway every single day?

GENRE: fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, social media au

TAG LIST: open (if you want to join the tag list, either comment under this post or send me an ask)

NOTES: hopefully i won’t delete this like i do with all my other smaus but i’m excited for this one so we’ll see…also, geto in this smau will not kill non sorcerers because i need him and gojo to have a happy life somewhere

THE CHILDREN | THE ELDERLY

ONE -

TWO -

THREE -

FOUR -

FIVE -

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meguemii

Hardly Friends.

Pairings- Megumi x Reader, Slight Nobara x Yuji (mostly platonic)

Synopsis- Megumi and Y/N used to be inseparable as children and just started drifting apart when they start high school they meet again in college. But you are roommates with each others best friends. Nobara drags Y/N to a party one night without knowing Yuji had asked Megumi too, they start their journey to regain their lost friendship on a two week trip.

little moodboard because i love making them!! ^_^

03. When he Proves That to me.

04.

Started 08/08/23

Finished …

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tojiwrd

3: fate is fickle ; gojo satoru

pairing gojo satoru x fem!reader

summary when satoru breaks off your engagement, you understand and accept it. but when he marries someone else, you don't understand because he didn't want to be tied down.

content warnings drinking, reader being referenced to as a party animal, nanami being soooo fine lol, mention of drugs but nobody does it, mention of death, gojo being meannnnnn and weird

word count 3.1k

a/n thank you SOO much for the support i luv u guys <33 interaction is always appreciated i love talking to u guys also first part is set in the past j in case there is any confusion

When Gojo Hana, Satoru’s first wife, had come up to him after going to the bathroom for only a short of three minutes with a baffled expression, he wasn’t sure what to expect. 

Her lithe fingers curled themselves around his biceps as she found home between his thighs. Satoru’s mind was fuzzy, especially after three drinks and four shots, and that merely intensified the feel of her skin against his. It was her expression that he wasn’t sure if he was imagining to be tenfold more worried than it truly was, which pulled his lips into a straight line before he asked, “You okay?”

“Satoru,” she started, a small crack in her voice and Satoru leaned back against the chipped wood of the high table. “You know L/N Y/N, right?”

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tojikai

Sundered 4: GEARS

Pairing: Gojo x reader

Genre: Angst

tags/cw: angst, mean!gojo(kinda), babydaddy!gojo, babymomma!reader, motherhood, insecurities, suggestive smut, arguments, name-calling, L-bombs(lol)

word count: 6.7k

Decisions take seconds to make but can take months and even years to realize and regret. 

“I still love you, Y/N. So, so much.” 

Satoru wept, sniffing as he ran his fingers through his sweat-soaked hair. His vision was cloudy but the memories in his head were crystal clear. The day he met you, the day you told him the news; it was unexpected, but it gave Satoru a warm feeling in his chest. How could he let himself forget that feeling so easily? 

You don’t get to get her back. A voice in his head once again whispered to him, allowing sobs to erupt from his lips. 

The day he separated from you, he told you you’ll make things work, no matter what it takes. A few weeks after that his mother introduced Naomi to him. It wasn’t her job but she helped him work on himself, gave him all that she has to offer, and held him when he felt like losing his mind.

You were almost out of reach, mostly just talking to him when it concerns your daughter. It almost felt like he was fighting alone. It made him feel like he was not changing anything. He barely sees your face; barely feels you. 

And then it happened, in such a short span of time. Naomi was the only one he sees, the only one he feels with him. 

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FALLEN ANGEL SERIES

Gojo Satoru x female reader

ONGOING

synopsis: What happens when a simple possession ends up in obsession? What happens when a incubus who has lost it all finds a human who has nothing.

tw:incubus!gojo, sex, religious and dark themes, mentions of death, language, pet names, hurt, comfort, reader is 18+, blood, stalking.

† chapters †

gojo fan art credits: 521jie on twitter.

header and story are mine please don’t copy, repost or plagiarize. ©️

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