@virgils-hoodie / virgils-hoodie.tumblr.com
May I be on the tag list for group therapy? If you’re still writing it, that is. If you aren’t, feel free to ignore this message and I hope you have a wonderful day/night!
I will definitely add you to the taglist! I haven’t been able to write for a while but hopefully I’ll be able to get back into things soon.
This is a short piece of music that I composed to go with the beginning story arc of Patton in @missrainbowsheep story, which they wrote for the @ts-storytime Fander Big Bang of 2019. I had intended to post this on the 25th, as scheduled, but my work got in the way temporarily. Please Enjoy Patton’s Theme.
(The sheet music for anyone interested.)
Question: where I can I find this app to compose music?
The app I used is called Score Creator. It’s actually really cool, and you can use most of the features for free!
When people call you a “snowflake” just remember they’re quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn’t the hero but a personification of the main character’s mental illness, and that his “snowflake” speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.
So basically people who say “snowflake” as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because he’s insecure about how good he is in bed.
I need to remember this for my father.
cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.
cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.
me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen
Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.
So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.
Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.
The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."
Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk
Yo, What is it with Boomers and Dairy Queen?? I was at a Mall DQ, and this lady came up beside me while I was waiting for the teen working there to make my order. I was out with my friends, having a good night, when I realized that the teen working there was busting his ass getting orders out because he was by himself. This lady stood next to me, seeing the same shit I was seeing, and says to me, “You know, if they don’t flip the blizzard cup they have to give you a refund. That’s why I came up. He didn’t flip my cup earlier.” I looked at her, then walked over to my friends, grabbed the only cash I had on me out of my wallet, and took it back up, then reached right across her and stuck that straight in the jar, looking her dead in the eye. Like, I get what that kid is going through, and I wouldn’t wish that shit on anyone. I just with I could have given him more, but I was working my own fast food job at the time, so I was a little short on funds.
Editor: @ironwoman359
Warnings: eating disorder, negative/self-deprecating thoughts, swearing, fainting, minor panic attack.
Also available on Ao3 here.
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Henry had witnessed Roman’s collapse from across the room and was by Logan’s side within seconds. “What happened?”
“I am not sure,” Logan said. “One moment he was fine and talking, and the next he went down.”
“It’s lucky that you were here to catch him,” Henry said. “Take him to another room, away from all these people. I’ll go get some stuff from my car.”
the straights are at it again
Reblog if you are a greedy gay hoarding refracted light all for your greedy gay self
I totally am, but also: I have a story. The time: 1995. The place: a small liberal arts college. We decided to participate in “denim day” which was a widespread event wherein on National Coming Out Day, you would wear denim to indicate SUPPORT FOR the LGBT community. Our support group made posters that were very, very clear about this. Wearing denim did not mean that you were coming out, it meant you supported anyone around you who might.
I have never seen so many suits and khakis IN MY LIFE. People who accidentally wore jeans went home and changed.
The community took it as a rebuke. We drew in closer to eachother, and felt unwelcome everywhere we thought we had friends before.
And I had people later tell me “You know I support you, just… I didn’t want anyone to think I was.” First off, I DON’T know you support me. Not if you refuse to, for one day, change nothing about your life to show it. Second off… why is that such a terrifying thought to you?
I remember before rainbows were a “gay thing”. They were everywhere. Church walls next to arks. School walls next to sunshine faces. People have VOLUNTARILY abandoned every other use. I have HEARD PEOPLE SAY they just couldn’t use rainbows anymore because people would think of “gay stuff.”
So I know this is a joke, and a stolen one at that, but you’ve done this to yourselves. If someone is so terrified of being perceived as queer that they will INSTANTLY abandon something they like if it has queer germs on it now or something, then they don’t deserve refracted light.
Maybe help us change the world into a place where being mistaken for queer would be just a thing to chuckle about and you can have refracted light back.
The LGBTQ+ community didn’t steal the rainbow. The straights abandoned it.
I can actually vouch for this. Growing up in a Christian household, when I was young, we would see a rainbow and go ‘Look! A rainbow! God’s promise to never flood the earth again!’ It was something that we loved, and it was connected to our faith in the bible.
Just two years ago, my family went on a trip to Cancun, and I decided to get a Sarong that just so happened to be a basic rainbow that resembled a pride flag. I liked it, and I showed my dad. He took one look at it and said, ‘Well, You probably shouldn’t get that one, because it will always be connected to a group of people that are Wrong.’
I was devastated, because I was figuring myself out at the time, and realizing that I’m not straight. Or even female. But that one statement from my dad just cemented my plan of staying in the closet. At least with my family. I know now because of that moment, that my family will not find out about who I am until I am completely self sufficient and no longer dependent on them for things like housing and food.
And all of this stemmed from a simple rainbow sarong, that I still bought out of spite towards my father.
This is a short piece of music that I composed to go with the beginning story arc of Patton in @missrainbowsheep story, which they wrote for the @ts-storytime Fander Big Bang of 2019. I had intended to post this on the 25th, as scheduled, but my work got in the way temporarily. Please Enjoy Patton’s Theme.
(The sheet music for anyone interested.)
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
THE DEED IS DONE
I’ve never been so happy to see a conclusion.
So ummmm….. I may or may not be very tempted to make this now.
Wait, I found a better deal with more colors
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
THE DEED IS DONE
I’ve never been so happy to see a conclusion.
So ummmm..... I may or may not be very tempted to make this now.
Virgil, popping up in front of Thomas, aggressively gesturing at papers lying around: People. Coming!! Clean up Literally. Every. Thing. There must be No Evidence.
Thomas: Of… what?
Virgil: ANythInG.
Remus, flailing upon appearance onto the couch, practically face-planting into it: Yes sir! Thomas can’t let people know that he *gasp* Exists and, Oh how Obscene, Does Things, like get the mail!
Thomas: … This…. something about this feels… Off.
Logan, leaning against the staircase: Oh, right. I should’ve warned you. I have a headache and Remus is surprisingly good at Out-Doing Virgil’s extremism to eventually get to a middle ground. Thus-
*gesture towards Remus chasing Virgil, both of them are screaming. Remus has objects he Should Not Have.*
Thomas, whispering: ohmygod. Don’t leave me with them. *turns and shakes Logan* Do Not Leave Me. You are my only Brain Cell.
Logan, entirely flat-faced: This is not helping my headache.
I love this
FUCK disney. no amount of nostalgia or “they were my childhood uwu” will ever excuse the racist bullshit they do
whens the boycott gonna start it’s not like they make good content anyway they just live off of either 985758 remakes or stolen ideas from poc
and tbh this is why i cannot give a single SHIT about how ‘woke’ or ‘progressive’ disney is becoming. they made little mermaid black for representation but still shit on actual people of color. we have got to learn to spot performative allyship or else they’ll continue to get away with profiting off of marginalised groups while simultaneously hurting them. there are ways of consuming their content without giving them a single cent and i sincerely hope people Make An Effort
ok so we can do a few things:
-Blows this up and pressure Disney to pay them what they own PLUS interest for delaying it.
-Start a GoFundMe to do it ourselves and shame Disney as a result
They’re fucking capitalists, they won’t be shamed, blow this post up and make them pay
I told every single Mexican I know not to watch this shit show…but noooo, being “represented” was more important.
Let’s help these people out, banda!
@yume-fanfare @apocalypse–enthusiast @eva-arikuri @zayria @transboyklug @caoomi @arya-art + anyone who is in the mood!
i wasn’t tagged but hey im cute
I WAS tagged, thank you Izzy <3
Here’s my Avwalya, I didn’t get all the right colors but close enough! 😅
Tagged by: @amandafullmetal
I thought this was cute!
Lat in her asexual pride. Total dweeb.
Tagging @serelia-evensong @olivia-lovecraft @nyura-shadowstep @nightelftrash and others who wanna do it
As close as I could get to Jak! The damn ponytail that works comes in this weird black and red two-tone, alas.
I’m getting way too into dollmakers recently. I blame you @sedatayuun I’m also tagging you.
So, I, uh, got mixed vibes about whether it was supposed to be us OOC or our characters…. so I did both! Because I had a lot of fun with it. Have a Maximiloix and a Maximilian!
Thank you for the tag!
As for who I am tagging… hm… How about: @renofmanyalts, @jasleh, @an-honest-waltz, and @yiff-yiff-for-phan!
My hair is currently blue, but they didn’t have the right shade so I put my old hair color
I’m tagging @garageband-bitch @mcdepresso and @sunflowerrshark
thanks for the tag!! i tag @orikeepitasecret @readysetyeet @philgayphilgay @kyubikofang @sniper-wife @itsyaboiskinnyghoul and @im-a-mental-boy!!
I’m gonna tag:
@savetheearthebros @im-just-gonna-smile @i-just-wanna @thisthinginabox @queendragonbree @deadpan-sexual and anybody else who wants to do it
First off you did a great job baby!!!!!!
@ancientritualsofthevoid @meshiitsukaii @thegrumpyjournalist @pandaslayer00 @readysetyeet @thisthinginabox @trashedeggnog
And @anyone else who would want to do it!!!!
!!!!!!!!
@northofnowhere4 @the-crimes-of-immoral-gays @the-curious-procyon @everyoneprotector @the-babbling-babel-fish @anyone who wants to do it!
Boom panic with long hair
I have two pictures! One of them is more like my avatar or when I’m cheery and the other is when I’m studying lol (yes I wear glasses!) I also have a few acne scars but I forgot to put it 😅 (I’m also pretty self-conscious of myself so-)
@relxion-kunp @ixdoxdanplanxstuff @stephens-knife @hosuhs-hairtie @dansthemanwiththeplan @danplan-fanclub and other people if u wanna! (I’m sorry I don’t know how to tag QwQ and I’m sorry if you’re already tagged pls forgive me)
local tired bitch here!
also i tag every single one of you who stumbles upon this haha suckers
Was on @danisthemanwiththeplan ‘s page and now I’m bring it to the Fanders sooooooo
I feel bad I can’t remember anyone else
I’m super late to this party lol
Anyone and everyone should do this! ;D
like literally smoking from the engine
white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live
a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live
grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.
sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.
Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.
that one kid!logan ask featuring the teenage sides in their adult bodies. like that anon radiates big brain energy. i'm just imagining Logan tracking one of them down, and their shock that oh he really was as old as he said he was, he wasn't joking. And they break down crying, because nothing makes sense anymore but at least Logan is still Logan, he's still his no nonsense logical self no matter what he looks or sounds like.
Fandom: Thomas Sanders,Sanders Sides
Pairings: platonic LAMP
Word Count: 3444
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Patton wakes up in a very strangeplace indeed.
Someone shakes him awake. He becomesimmediately aware that he’s sleeping at a desk.
“You’ve got to actually go homesometimes, Patton,” someone chides him lightheartedly.
“Wha-?” Patton breaks off in a yawnand stretches.
His back pops, and the sound seemsto snap him awake. He’s in an unfamiliar office. There are stacks of paperworkand folders and letters, everything kept in an organized disarray. A womanstands next to him, smiling yet slightly worried.
“Got your morning cup of joe,” shesays, sitting a Starbucks cup in front of him.
“Who’s Joe?” Patton says dumbly,still trying to process whether or not this is a dream.
The woman laughs and doesn’t givehim an actual answer. She lets herself out of the office. Patton blinks in thewake of her absence.
That’s when he realizes that beyondthe open doorway, there are more desks with more people. All of them adults andbusy working.
I’m a lesbian and somehow I manage to walk down the street and not ogle women I find attractive, or cat call or degrade them, or touch them without permission, or interrupt their daily lives, it’s almost as if I’m treating them like human beings despite my attraction to them. What an insane concept.
omg same
We were arguing about dress code in a meeting at work. And while my department knows I’m queer the other departments did not. As people (men) were saying that women showing skin and wearing tight clothes was distracting. I spoke up finally and said.
“I’m attracted to women.”
Everyone turned and looked at me and I was like “uhhh” so I finished.
“I’m attracted to women and I can still do my job. Regardless of what someone in my class is wearing. I can still teach. So why can’t you?”
The men all stayed silent.
An analogical soulmate au ((or really any ship)) where Logan grows up thinking he’s broken because he’s looked everywhere and he just doesn’t have a tattoo, but he eventually meets Virgil, who has Logan’s first words to him tattooed on his skin, and finds out Virgil’s Deaf and mute.
It’s happening I swear lmao
Yo if anyone writes this please tag me
Hi I made the post and am going to write it
Please tag me @chemically-imbalanced-romance
So, I found my new favorite wallpaper/Screenshot!
And now I realize that it’s lined up well enough for logan to just stare at my notifications, so now I’m sitting in my room laughing my ass off!
