Ants
3yo sister: *scared of ant and runs away from it*
Me: It's just an ant, here! *hands her stick* NOW KILL THE ANT!
3yo sister: *turns around and hits me*
Me:........fair enough
psyco-shipper-blog reblogged
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
nudeparrot
I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?
asking-ask
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
cute-ass-senpai
^^^
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?
simlyliving
BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME
EVOLUTION OF THE WINKY FACE
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GOES TO
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GOES TO
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Who?
Canada: The stars are beautiful tonight...
Prussia: ACK!! OH MEIN GOTT THERE'S A GHOST!! WHO'S THERE THE AWESOME PRUSSIA ISN'T READY FOR DEATH YET!
Canada: ........
Kuma: Who are you?
Feminist jokes
So my friend told me to post a bunch of feminist jokes to try to trigger some feminazis (and these where her exact words) so I took the dare, *AHEM*
post a bunch of feminist jokes to try to trigger a bunch of feminazis
Take the word ‘This’ now...take the letters...’S’, ‘I’, ‘T’, ‘H’, make ‘Sith’, now take the letters from ‘Sith’, ‘S’, ‘H’,’I’,’T’, make ‘Shit’ so.......*COUGHHACKHACKDIES*
THIS SITH SHIT (now say that 10 times fast!)
the hell did I just make...
Is this Japan cosplaying as Poland...
Or Poland cosplaying as Japan..
OH LORD! I DON’T KNOW!
Just in case...
Me: *goes on computer*
Computer: *Nothing no notifications blank empty boring nope nothing*
Me: Ok, guess I'll leave...*leaves computer for an hour*
Me: *comes back an hour and opens the computer*
Computer: 19 friend requests, 17 follows, 16 likes, 18 emails, cure to cancer, your favorite youtuber called you and you weren't there to answer it...
Me: ....well shit....