this is one of the gayest conversations i've ever seen

I've always liked the idea of one of them siding with xenos and getting Malcabliterated and the other somehow convincing Big E to let him just be a normal person wherever he ended up.

Or one of them was Sigmar.

Or they ended up elsewhen rather than elsewhere due to warp shenanigans.

But this is my own personal prime suspect:

Outwardly unaging (biomancy) and on an endless instinctive quest for mastery as understood in the cultural context of his homeworld, gathering an army of companions and followers as he goes.

Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

'Six AM', 1930 - William Wolfson

Hi, I'm a janitor. The facility I work in had its first floor flooded with sewage and while a restoration company came and sucked up all the water and placed fans everywhere to try the place out, I still cleaned the entire floor and threw away all the contaminated furniture. Same thing happened last year, but only a couple of rooms flooded on that floor and it was only water from a sprinkler system. This year was so much worse and I feel like no one in management gives a shit. The entire upstairs was absolutely going to shit because I was focused on the downstairs. Despite the work I do, I have to beg folks to spread around my little bear commission posts every month because I simply can't afford to live on what I'm paid lol

So, truly thanks to everyone who makes and shares posts like these recognizing sanitation workers. It's really a thankless job.

"Constantin Valdor is a twink"

me:

im sorry but he looks like he'd call me a slur at 7/11

looking at him respectfully rn and right in the eyes

Warhammer 40k is the most twink-less franchise I've ever seen. None of these men are twinks, not even the Emperor's Children or the Eldar. If you called Marazhai a twink he would beat you to death with hammers.

There are no twinks in 40k.

Not even the Blood Angels?

You look me in all 5 of my eyes and say that any Space Marine or transhuman is a twink again and I will send you the wikipedia article for 'bara' like it's a pipe bomb

@transhuman-priestess

A thing about Astarion I don't see talked about very often is that my good time boy cannot executive function. If you ask him to elaborate on any plan he goes, uh i dont knoooooow stop asking. He has been winging it since before you were born and he doesn't intend change now. Wouldn't know a step 2 if he met one. Any plan he has is just to show up and see what happens.

this is my favourite thing about him. it's also why his approvals are so funny, he's like "(impulsively) FUCK that", or "yes wonderful (hasn't thought it through)" and then if you talk to him afterwards and are like actually astarion the reason I did this is due to my long term planning skills he's like oh. didn't think about that at all. forgot about plans and consequences. walking my reaction back. love and light.

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

I like dressing him up🤹

Murderbot wrote this.

I wonder why

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Other cities in America have ordinances like "x number of unmarried women living in one household constitutes as a brothel"; Gotham has ordinances like "x number of PhD holders in one household constitutes a villain league."

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