“We want to return to our bodies, no matter what it takes. Are you going to say those feelings are artificial too?”

• The answer to the question: “what would happen if both Yuuri and Victor got drunk at the same time”
• Which turns out to be: “they BOTH strip and get super flirty with each other”
• Victor loving Yuuri’s off-season katsudon tummy and squishing it happily and excitedly
• Victor drunkenly flirting with Chris, making Yuuri jealous and prompting him to go all “look only at me” and “you aren’t looking ENOUGH” on him
• Them playing a drinking strip game (essentially rock-paper-scissors/janken)
• The implication that this is a COMMON OCCURRENCE for Victor and Yuuri and that they do it often (i.e. whenever they drink together, which is apparently frequently)
• Naked stretching during which “Chihokogate” happens
• Victor getting super jealous at this “Chihoko” and assuming its Yuuri’s ex-lover
• Yuuri waking up like 10 hours later with a vicious hangover, wearing Victor’s underwear on his head like its a goddamn crown, and the words “OVERCOME CHIHOKO” scribbled on his back
• Everyone wondering where the fuck Victor disappeared off to
• People accusing Yuuri of hiding him away
• People accusing Yurio of getting rid of him bc they found his list of edgy exhibition skate titles (including: “Yuri on DARKNESS” klfjskdfjs)
• Them finding Victor essentially flexing on top of Hasetsu Castle, naked
• Victor, screaming at the top of his lungs for the whole town to hear basically: “THIS PERSON IS YUURI’S PAST, BUT I AM YUURI’S NOW”
• Y: “GET DOWN FROM THERE”
• V: “IS THIS BETTER THAN CHIHOKO??”
• Y: “WHO THE HELL IS CHIHOKO?????????”
• The plot twist being Victor misheard Yuuri saying the word “shachihoko” in Japanese, and thus there IS no ex-lover lmaoooo
• (The implication that this may mean Yuuri and Victor sometimes converse in Japanese bc Victor’s Japanese has improved to that point)
• Y: “I COULD SEARCH THE WHOLE WORLD–NOBODY IS BETTER THAN YOU”
• My soul being saved by this
• Victor asking Yuuri to join him on top of the castle, naked
• Yuuri ACTUALLY DOING IT
• Them enjoying the view, while being naked and somehow not getting fucking arrested

• Seung-gil being an affectionate drunk and kissing Nishigori LMAO