run barry run;

wake up gang, new yeestarion just dropped

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

*Shaving hair on your face doesn't count for this one

**Partial shave means anything like an undercut, fade, etc.

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

sir that's yassified information

He's so adorable when he's annoyed

my favorite goofy little guy

Historians going places like Blorbo From My Career Was Here 🥺

hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british

she’s serving absolute divorce papers

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