It's fun to imagine something truly wild happening with that first pie Bitty made for SMH, but realistically I do not think it would take much for him to be as scandalized as he acts. Here are two scenarios I could easily imagine:

Also I cannot BELIEVE that we finally know what felonious things happened to the pie

from the AUTHOR'S COMMENT on the 1.2 WEBTOON UPLOAD

it's been said many times before, but i'll say it again. they fucked that pie.

nevermind ngozi has introduced a somehow worse explanation

the chances of a nurseydex mention on ngozi’s twitter are low but never zero

i'm uploading omgcp to webtoons, episode by episode

Episode 2: "Meet the Boys" is now up!

My goal is to get the comic out once a week on Fridays at 4PM EST!(Look out for another episode on the 19th!!) 🏒🥧✨

"Bittle. You need to eat more protein."

I can't believe Ngozi is reposting Check Please to Webtoons as weekly episodes. We're really gonna relive the entire comic run, revisit the complete spectrum of discourse. This is our Dracula Daily.

au in which wicky is traded to the falcs and naturally ollie moves to providence with him. do bitty opens them back into the area with open arms obviously, but to be honest, he is a little confused about why ollie is here as well. like he knows they're best friends, but it seems a little excessive to move across the country just for your best friend. so after 4 months of this confusion, bitty eventually plucks up the courage to ask and ollie just stops dead in his tracks. "what do you mean why did i move with him? i'm his husband?"

bitty: "his what?"

ollie: "jesus christ you were literally at our elopement after the frozen four"

bitty: i WAS?????

i'm uploading omgcp to webtoons, episode by episode

Jack & Holster have the exact same sense of humor but Jack is more subtle about it and Holster has the precision of a blindfolded elephant playing darts and this is another reason why they hate each other

Jack Zimmermann brings his ‘A’ game

Behold one (1) Jack Zimmermann bringing his “A” game to his relationship:

The first Falconers game after Bitty and Jack get married, the falconers pull off a big prank on them. In which every player on the starting line (and everyone else) is introduced as [Last Name]-Bittle. Like in that friends episode where Courtney gets married and asked for the opening credits to be changed to CoxArquette to show it and instead they changed everyones last name to Arquette

And they all have jerseys made special for that first game and Jack is laughing the whole game and Bittle’s in the line up just cheering on everyone.

At the end the Falconers social media channel posts a picture with everyone in their Bittle jersey and the caption is like “The Falconers and their husband, food network star and author Eric Bittle”

every canon olliewicks fistbump

+ two extras!

literally an act of complete & open aggression

a holster who almost ruined the surprise proposal bc he cornered bitty for an hour the night and looked him dead in the eyes to try to give him a genuinely concerned "you know you can do better right? plenty of fish in the sea" talk

holster: if he's got dirt on you blink twice. blink twice. okay blink — blink twice now. or right now. bitty blink twice now

hi guys hope it’s chill i hopped on this post but it was genuinely just. too funny not to <3