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This woman's past life reached through 3000 years to smack this dude

i could have sworn i did this one but

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

and the devout created idols in reverence of a god they could not reach.

"Humans will always make gods out of the absurd." - @brightlotusmoon

I am very Impressed.

Indeed. Fascinating!

Also, it now looks more like a rat than a squirrel, thus Cementing the mythology.