Known Heterophobe

“i know a spot” takes you into my arms under a soft blanket

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thrrowing away batteries feels so bad i feel like i should eat them

otay

hey i dont think theyre playing in there

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

We shall have a summer wedding

whatever *becomes weirder out of spite*

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

have you tried abracadadderall?

it’s a material component for spells requiring Concentration

cashiers should make 50 dollars an hour minimum, get comprehensive PTO + benefits packages, and get expensive top of the line chairs to sit in at the register. im not joking at all.

whenever i see those *throws everything across the room with my psychic abilities* posts this is what i see

The worlds smallest snail has just started to go freak mode on a succulent apple slice

I been saying that to people for years googles not special

On it boss! #faggots #freaks #sluts #catboys

Ibuprofen

every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

some bands require nuance however. while it would be wonderful to have a lizard wizard in my house my doors are never open to royalty so i do not want to see king gizzard. similarly i would love to have a few gecs in my home maybe a dozen. but 100 is just too many

they might be giants? well. i have to say 'no' just in case they are. bc there wouldn't be enough room. maybe this wouldn't have been a problem if they were more clear about their giant status :|

Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can't stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don't need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment

*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?

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