All’s fair in love and poetry… New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

store.taylorswift.com

📷: Beth Garrabrant

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

Friends (s02e16)

Girls don't want to work. They want to think about fictional characters.

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) on my site 😎

http://taylor.lnk.to/1989TaylorsVersion

Rare photos of the One Chicago cast that I don’t think we talk about enough: Part 2

Fred supporting writers again!!! My king!!

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

Happy 70th Birthday Alfred Molina! 🎉🎊

For his 70th birthday, here's 10 pictures of Alfred Molina that altered my brain chemistry.

You and Me and Him

Summary: Matt and the reader overhear Kelly sleep with a woman he brings home from Molly’s one night and decide to extend an invitation for Kelly to join you in bed.

Pairing: (female) Reader x Matt Casey. (female) Reader x Kelly Severide.

Warning: 18+ NSFW. MINORS DNI.

Includes: Fluff, teasing, SMUT, dirty talk, cuckholding, vaginal sex, hand job, blow job, pet names, voyeurism, exhibitionism. 

Word Count: 3.8k

A/N: Happy feral friend thursday!! ever since jilly @hauntedmilkshakeghost​ sent this request came in i’ve been dying to write it 😩and it was just as fun as i thought it would be! i hope you all like it! <3 it’s all under the cut because it’s all dirty lol 

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Good Omens Community, today is a day. Maybe not THE day, but a day. A day in which I have a feeling. A little tickle up my spine.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

hypothetically if we get longer seasons and therefore more episodes these are my requests, abc are you listening:

the list could go on but i am out of thoughts

is this not exactly what happened

🎉🎉🎉 SUNDAY RANDOMS 🎉🎉🎉