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Deth's Disciple

@dethsdisciple / dethsdisciple.tumblr.com

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i fuckign lov thay headcanon that chat and lb attract members of the others species

Ladybug, sittig on a roof, with about ten cats mewling for attention, sitting on her and rubbing against her: Chat its happening again

Ladybug looking over, only to find Chat swamped in about 8 million ladybugs: OH GOD CHAT

Chat: its ok :)

Chat: this is the most attention ive had in days

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miracu-less

I couldn’t get it out of my head.

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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

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renirabbit

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

Still kind of lost on how cheetahs are being endangered by their own anxiety. What a mood.

Source: forgifs.com
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A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

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Here are a few more, for your birding needs:

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aeruh

please allow me to thank you by giving you one in return

Thank you for your contribution to the birding community

Here is some more helpful identification knowledge of birbs

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for you

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markv5

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

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Mannequin 2.0 -  ささかや@凡人

There’s a password. There are slim versions, bigger bust and hip versions, and male versions.

Rules

-You’re allowed to redistribute edited Version

-No redistributing Original Version

Sorry but the ReadMe is confusing so please read the ReadMe and try your best to understand

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Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

Accidental crocodiles lol

Crocodiles are conspiring to become the third domesticated predator

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“True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made up of 50% women is perceived as being mostly women. A situation that is perfectly equal between men and women is perceived as being biased in favor of women. And if you don’t believe me, you’ve never been a married woman who kept her family name. I have had students hold that up as proof of my “sexism.” My own brother told me that he could never marry a woman who kept her name because “everyone would know who ruled that relationship.” Perfect equality – my husband keeps his name and I keep mine – is held as a statement of superiority on my part.”
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