Gameface: On

king

@bitch4rd on twitter made this

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf...

If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

rise, lesbians!

disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

Everyone claiming to be attracted to milfs is lying except for this guy

kyaaaaa~!! you pervert! *activates a laser grid that cuts you into a dozen bloody cubes*

im nothing like those slobbering imbecile coworkers. i like to get stoned, and listen to music

Amazing pull ruined by tuttie fruttie excess

absolutely enchanted by you pjack. this post would be amazing even if it was on any other blog but yours specifically elevates it

by the way why do you eat so much jelly belly jelly beans

Can i fucking live my life over here

its a chuck eat cheese world out there

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing