Okay. This Looks Bad.

So, that's what happened right ?

when you have a parasite in your vents

that helicopter scene from civil war with my heart will go on as music

so i saw something like this almost two years ago but i couldn’t find it again when i wanted to show it to a friend so i made it myself.

it’s 2023 and my brain is completely broken

Every time I see this I think “What if there is ONE PERSON who hasn’t seen this yet” and hit that RB button again.

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

So January was 17 weeks long. And February is 3 and a half horrifying days. Do I have that right?

@ralkana asked for some beach adventures for Clint and Phil -don’t forget your sunscreen :)

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

randomly remembering that u revealed your deepest secret because you were drunk and it was funny at the time

I love getting older i don’t know what anything means

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

thanks for the context omg

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

I would like to add that the Scandinavian languages have their own native words for “shit” as in, well, shit. They sound similar, but the pronunciation is different.

This shit, that’s pronounced close to the English word, is a loanword expletive reserved especially for when things go wrong. The heartfeltness of “ah, shit” indeed.

triple stuffed oreo

We need more images like these i think