Dioooooos

Watching the first one: Yes, my brain that is used to Atlantic coastal dolphins registers that as the size that orcas probably are.

Watching the second one: OH LAWD HE COMIN'

First orca: oh cool! What a lovely thing to see that close and capture the moment on film. How nice!

Second orca:

Currently obsessed with the idea of Jason comes back to Gotham to do his whole red hood thing but doesn’t bother fighting batman or dropping hints that he’s actually Jason Todd like how long do you think it would take for Bruce to figure it out on his own or would it take damian showing up and being like why you all still crying about Todd he’s right there

#That is if damian even knows red hood is Jason #He might just know that Jason is alive #Red hood just watching from a roof top #As the rest of the bat’s loose their minds trying to figure out where Jason is #Hood offers his services to help find Jason via @oifaaa

Hood is now very invested in pretending that he isn’t Jason, but also that he knows Jason from ~ somewhere ~ and keeps dropping progressively more disturbing hints about him

Damian: …what are you talking about, the second Robin is alive

Batfam: *minor breakdown*

Hood, passing by that rooftop: Oh, Jason? I remember that kid. Talia pushed us in the Lazarus Pit at the same time, but we went berserker on different directions, he probably fell from a different cliff than mine

Batfam: *major breakdown*

—

Batman: this isn’t a joke, Hood, if you have any clue of Jason’s whereabouts…

Hood: last time I saw him, he was considering getting a Literature degree or something in some fancy ass European university

Batman: *dying on the inside of happiness for his boy but also bc he’s missing this important time of his life* and when was that, Hood?

Hood: during our assassination intensive course. Kid was good at that, better than me

Batman: *just dead inside*

—

* in the comms, some sibling bickering nonsense happening*

Damian: I’m father’s favorite child

Hood: Shut up kid you aren’t even Talia’s favorite child

Tim: Who is it then?

Hood: Jason, of course

Dick: *misses his step, falls from the roof*

this concept has so much potential

@thebibliosphere lol the batmuppets though

I’m currently grappling with how to fit Jason’s story into the BatMuppet-verse and this is the level of chicanery I aspire toward.

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??

alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

this

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.

today i learned how they vaccinate sheep and OH MJY TGOD

gotta put the sheep in the sheep chute to shoot the sheep

never have I ever seen a creature so passively Not Having A Good Time before

When a lamb is stuck it'll just Sit There. They won't struggle unless they think they can get away.

#these poor things!#there HAS to be a better way

Poor things? They're fine. This is like a baby in a car seat. The sheep are not in pain, they are not overly uncomfortable, they are not unusually scared. They probably are a bit annoyed. But this setup isn't hurting them or straining their bodies in any way. It's shaped specifically to hold their limbs out of the way without hurting their back, hips or shoulders. It's 'plastic cone on a cat with stitches' level of inconvenient, for a handful of seconds, and it's certainly much safer and easier than the other method (trying to restrain the lamb on the ground with your arms and knees while carefully giving it a delicate vaccination).

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When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹

reblog don’t repost

This is about goodbye…

Short story about grief, I wanted to try something slightly different. Maybe someone out there needs to see this.

(Sorry for the huge watermarks, but people keep removing my signature from my pages and I’m trying to protect my work somehow .___. )

tge first rule of beibg a kittin

3. show them no mercy

4. Get sillay

Bot accounts and Real people with accounts.

I’m pretty sure the tumblr community is well aware of this problem and probably loads of other people have already made posts about this, so I’ll keep it brief.

So recently blogs like this keep appearing in my followers list (these are recent ones)

Now when you get a spam blogs or p*rn bots you’re supposed to blog them. But some these blogs are actual people who are new on tumblr and have the default icon, so you’re supposed to check before who block them. But here’s the problem…

some of these blogs don’t have anything. No posts, No description, No title. So you’re gonna automatically assume that these are spam and block them.

Now I hate fact that some of these blogs belong to actual people and I’ve been blocking and reporting on blogs like these for the past few days, and that they’re probably wondering why there being blocked or reported. ( sorry to the people who own blogs like these that I blocked you)

So a couple of tips for new blogs on this site,

1.You could change the title (a catchphrase, a favorite quote, a random sentence etc.) or type small description, or whatever random stuff you like!

2. You could change the your avator or icon (it be a picture of you, a cartoon, again it’s your choice do whatever)

3.If you’re not planning to frequently post stuff and just sign in to check out other people’s stuff, just put a put a post something like this just to show you’re new here.(again u can write down anything)

if you’re reading this and new to this website I hope you found these suggestions useful and should stop you from getting blocked immediately. Happy posting.

I’m rebloging this because I’ve been getting more empty, default looking accounts following me again. And this me again telling you to change it.

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.