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IM A ROMANTIC FOOL

@akuryn / akuryn.tumblr.com

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nowhites

if a white person shot up an animal shelter guns would be illegal tonight at 12:00 am

some goofy gamer white bitch spit on her dog and its causing more national outrage than kids being ripped from their parents and put in cages or mexicans being targeted because of the presidents hateful rhetoric. color me shocked

and yall know i love animals more than life itself but im tired of animals being more important to white people than other actual human lives. what’s the difference between dogs getting spit on and yall going out and shooting animals for fun and furniture decor? let me know

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fungaloids

mike’s soft lemonade

mike’s tender lemonade

mike’s not to me not if it’s you lemonade

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No one:

My brain for like 2 days now:

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wet-monsoon

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

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no….. No

NO

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claratyler

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

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busket

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

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isn’t it cute when you can hear the smile in someone’s voice ?

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peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

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pbd

no one:

edgy kinnies with slurs for their post tag, myspace theme with bigass sidebar, five lines of randomly highlighted lyrics in caps in their description and seizure inducing graphics all over their links: if you like moomin or pastel pink or feeling good i will write you a 50 page callout on googledocs you uwu scum. i hate positive human emotions and haven’t stepped outside in a week my parents weep for me

y’all think i’m making this up well

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hustlerose

some of you don’t understand that top/bottom are words to describe gay sex and it shows

top/bottom ≠ dom/sub

top/bottom =/= masc/femme

Well. Thanks for bringing up gay sex at this time in the morning. I REALLY wanted to think about that. Guess I’m gonna have to have some craazy sex with my wife so I can get these images out of my  head!

well you’re gonna have to wait because i’m fucking your wife right now

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