person: why are you so kinky
me: im traumatized
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person: why are you so kinky
me: im traumatized
what is like…. the Point
making carrie fisher proud
someone finally figured out the meaning of life
Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!
My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did
she killed him with a fuckin look
The I, Robot sequel looks lit.
“It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.”
—
Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last?
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reblog to save a life
My cousin Sioban has her own practice now and she’s like, a respectable upstanding citizen and not at all a ball of creative garbage juice like me
Boosting for black women and girls who need therapy
this is how i found my therapist and i’m so happy
UPDATE: here’s the correct link: https://linktr.ee/therapyforblackgirls
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
Forest witch.
There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!
Have fun everyone!
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
i’ve solved politics
MY FAVORITE SIGN! (x)
As an English Language Arts teacher, I approve that sign. I approve of it with all my heart. Correct spelling, punctuation, and perfect use of the word “hyperbole” makes the message even better!