being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

when the fuck will i be ok

hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are

ppl are like bring back *insert trend that’s lost popularity* girl just wear the goddamn bootcut jeans literally who cares

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

everyone in this lidl wants me

Truly the healing powers of sitting in front of an open window at the beginning of spring

sorry if u dont think im funny but that’s not my problem my target audience (me) has already been met

— Unknown

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

what a great day to remember that we should not colonize mars, the whole concept is anthropocentric, imperialist, unrealistic and just weird, and the idea of establishing the same capitalistic systems that have turned out to be our downfall on another planet instead of solving problems on earth is so incredibly short-sighted and power fantasy driven that it makes me want to eat glass. the exploration of outer space should always be expressively and only for the benefit of all humankind, not to fill the pockets of some billionaires with a god complex. fuck elon musk all my homies hate elon musk

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

margaret thatcher

zuckerberg was an incel at 19 and now we can’t have democracy apparently

maybe if he had let andrew garfield hit it we wouldn’t have moms making antivaxxers minion memes during a pandemic 

Posts that would kill a boomer via aneurysm if u tried to explain it to them