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a genuine question since I’ve seen this being debated a lot

feel free to give your reasons / thoughts on this but please also remember to respect other people’s opinions

said it many times but real person fiction is not actually about real people and I don't understand why people don't get this. it is about the CONCEPT of the people as revealed by published materials in a certain sphere. band member rpf for example draws its canon from a combination of the songs/lyrics themselves and official interviews and so on. actor rpf is generally based around promotional materials for specific movies or shows. etc. yes there are people who will harass individuals because they want their ships to become "canon" or believe that they already secretly are "canon" but this is also true of all ships! all ships are this way! doesn't anyone else remember the johnlock conspiracy?? was that somehow less fucked up than larry stylinson? no. it wasn't. ships is the same.

I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.

ID: a tweet by @ PurpleBookCover that reads, “I find purity in fandom so funny because, like, freaks are the original shippers. You can’t ship pixels and not be a freak. Fandom is freak-on-freak communication in its purest form. Throwing down a doily to keep yourself above the filth won’t save you from the swamp.” End ID.

cancelling shakespeare for being a RPF writer because he made a plays about kings of england and cleopatra and stuff . cringe.

Vibe with me, it’s a good song

a) the fact that people are calling this "queerbaiting" is a whole other level, b) love this dude, wish him and his booty cheeks all the best in life

People are calling it queer baiting because this is this man's SECOND musical alter ego. His real name is Jake Hill and he's rapper. This isn't even his first set of lyrics like this. If he isn't queer and is just making money off of the queer community, that is kind of a shitty thing to do. He doesn't owe us anything but also :/ There is something uncomfortable if he's just taking advantage of tiktok stardom and the queer community without actually being part of the community or supporting the community, eh Idk. Feels gross to me.

How is making music "taking advantage" of the queer community? And how would that be okay if he was openly queer?

the boys practicing

hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction @nil-number​ How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

the fact that obama seemingly follows any rando that ever interacts with him on twitter will never stop being hilarious, considering it continues to give us amazing things like this

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

hello. Hello. can anyone else hear me. HELP?

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

date of origin: 2015.

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

I... what.

Girl help they are doing Qanon style esoteric analysis of Taylor Swift Selfies

if i were famous i would be a menace because i would actively endorse and read my own rpf. i'm giving fanfic recs on Instagram live. i'm making a separate ao3 acc for my public persona. i'm commenting "lmfao i've done that before" and "inaccurate i've never had sex". PR teams hate me, the fandom has mixed feelings and i've been cancelled 30 times in the past 8 months for reading rpf.

No because why is he flirting