Don't you ever tame your demons...

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

Give credit to the 30-year-old who did this shit for free and offers this remarkable thing for free!

Tons more at the source!

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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today while I was on cash I said “hey how are you?” and the customer said “I’m good how are you?” and I said “no problem!”

I fucking wanted to die

IS THERE A GREATER MAN THAN KEANU REEVES? STATS SEEM TO POINT THE ANSWER TO ‘NO’!!! Some stories of how wholesome Keanu reeves is!!!

(Cyanide and Happiness. In, uh. June 2020.)

daddy is coming home again kids

This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

Light of the Jedi | by Charles Soule VINDICAAAAAAAAATION FOR EVERY JOKEY HEADCANON POST WE’VE EVER MADE ABOUT JEDI ROMANCE NOVELS IN THE GFFA BECAUSE IT’S CANON NOW THAT THERE ARE JEDI ROMANCE NOVELS IN THE GFFA VAGUELY SMUTTY JEDI ROMANCE ROMANCE NOVELS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GODDAMNED THING “THE ONLY ACTION WAS THE LIGHTSABER BATTLES THAT WERE CLEARLY A SUBSTITUTE FOR WHAT THE CHARACTERS REALLY WANTED TO DO” HELP I’M CRYING

I want everyone to know that this is not the last time the Jedi will be in popular culture, because OH THE HILARITY DOES NOT STOP THERE. In Dooku: Jedi Lost, when he’s attending a diplomatic function, a drunk sports show producer approaches him and offers him this ABSOLUTE GEM OF AN IDEA:

THAT’S RIGHT,  HE OFFERED JEDI MASTER DOOKU A LIGHTSABER REALITY TV SHOW OFFER, WHERE HE COULD BE A JUDGE ON IT. FORGET VAUGUELY SMUTTY ROMANCE NOVELS, THIS GUY LEGIT SERIOUSLY OFFERED DOOKU A REALITY TV SHOW SPOT AND NOT JUST ANY REALITY TV SHOW, BUT CELEBRITY LASERSABERS WHERE THEY FOUGHT A PACK OF LIVE VALKOTHS THAT’S AMAZING. But then in the Star Wars Adventures comics, Anakin and Padme go see a play that’s literally a Jedi romance story as well A WHOLE ASS PLAY WITH A FAMOUS THEATER ACTRESS ATTACHED TO IT:

AND FINALLY THE JEDI THEMSELVES GETTING IN ON THE ACTION WHEREIN MACE WINDU WAS A THEATER ACTOR HIMSELF AND APPARENTLY PERFORMED SOME FAMOUS PLAYS:

JEDI AND POPULAR CULTURE ARE THE MOST HILARIOUS COMBINATION GOD BLESS STAR WARS FOR THIS IT’S SO FUNNY

Please read this!

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Sometimes, what we percieve as problematic truly is necessary for a better understanding of others.

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can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are polyam-safe blogs