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Forget Prince Charming, I want Captain America

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Wicket | Female | 30 | Weird coffee, dog and cat lady |Idek what to put here
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froody

I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

Like a perfectly well-adjusted well-mannered friendly child that is like “This is my dad, Surazal. He comes out of the mirrors in dark rooms. He makes really good blood pudding but he’s bad at playing catch. Most people can’t see his corporal form but I can because he says I have special eyes.”

“Mom says that you can stay over but you have to promise not to leave my room between midnight and 1 am. You can play Mario Cart with me! But you have to knock on every closed door in the house before entering just because dad might be in there and if you look upon his visage without drinking the holy fruit juice, you might go crazy or something. Also dad is really excited I have a new friend and he’s going to to make hardtack and mystery stew for us! You’ll love it!”

In high school the kid gets a friend that is an amateur demonologist who initially befriends them in hopes of exorcizing their house but ends up becoming buddies with Surazal too because they crave parental affection.

Surazal stands at the end of the vast dark hallway and says “You Too Have Special Eyes, Little One. You Can See Me Without Being Taken By The Madness. Within You, I Sense Great Turmoil And Sadness. In My Younger Years, I Would Have Exploited The Sadness As Weakness In Your Very Soul. I Would Have Worn Your Skin Like A Mask And Run Through The Village Streets, Supping Blood From Every Man I Encountered. But Now I Have No Use For Woe. Perhaps You Would Like To Watch Beetlejuice In The Family Room With My Daughter While I Prepare Cupcakes. I Am Sensing You Have A Fondness for Red Velvet.”

Monsterfucking is out. Monsterparenting is in.

Why would you hide this in the tags

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Me, seven wikipedia pages deep in researching Roman Catholic vestments: my smutfic may be blasphemous but I’ll be damned if it’s going to be clerically inaccurate

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#you cannot convince me that this isn’t the exact same face anakin makes while they’re sparring #being a cocky little brat #daring obi-wan to come and get him #’c’mon master’ #’i know this isn’t all you’ve got’ #’come and give it to me’ #’or are you waiting for me to take you to the mat?’

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keldabekush

-gently mist sprays you and offers you ice pops- could I request a Kix in B6 (and/or) Spongebob for the colours?

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Here's Kix in B6!! sorry this took so long i totally forgot to finish these 😂 every now and then i think about Kix waking up from stasis and discovering that everything has already taken the worst turn and he's years too late to help anyone or say goodbye and it breaks my heart

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sybisti

CLONES APPRECIATION WEEK DAY 1: FAVORITE CLONE - arc trooper fives

“It can be hard to see hope in stories like Fives’ search, where heroes die just before reaching their goals, or where it seems like the villains have won. The reassurance from Fives’ story comes from his competence. He discovered as much as he did through smarts and determination, learning what no other clone ever had. His story is also hopeful because it eventually became a victory for a larger cause. Fives’ discovery would enable Captain Rex to remove his control chip, and later to become part of the Rebellion that destroyed the Empire. Fives would never have guessed. He didn’t even know his enemy’s real identity. But his actions built a bedrock for others’ hope.” [x]
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