#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

BREAKING: Marvel announces ‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ sequel for July 2018

From the press release:

I'm actually kinda mad they're pushing back my Captain Marvel movie AGAIN. For...Ant-Man? Seriously???

A client to me, a female illustrator. (via clientsfromhell)

I think this is one for y'all.

CALLING ALL ARTISTS! WE’RE HAVING A CONTEST!

Texts From Superheroes needs more shirts for our e-store so we’re having a contest to find the best superhero designs out there!

What You Can Win (Is Pretty Cool)

What We’re Looking For (It’s Not Complicated)

Basically anything involving superheroes. We like funny shirts, cute shirts, vintage shirts but we also like things a little badass sometimes. We like everything. As long as it involves superheroes.

You can check out our e-store right here to get a sense of the designs we’re looking for.

How You Can Enter (Super Easily)

Just a note, the designs do not have to be new. If you’ve already made something you think we’ll like, get on over to TEEPUBLIC and upload it to enter right now!

Contest is now open and closes on February 25th at midnight EST.

If you have any questions feel free to use our ASK button or email us right here.

We can’t wait to see what you guys have got!

Reblogging so I don't forget!

Buzzfeed found a neckbeard!

Marvel’s Phase 3

FUCK YEAH CAPTAIN MARVEL MOVIE!!!

A stray dog in Kenya saved an abandoned newborn baby by carrying the baby back to her litter and attempting to care for it.  The baby was later found being protected by the stray dog.

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If the person who adopts the baby doesn't also adopt the doggies there is SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS WORLD. *sob*

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That's cool and everything, but how likely is it that it's going to be used for that???

The Rocking League By Andres Moncayo

Prints Available 

Christ, Aquaman, put on some pants!

Wonder Woman by Jo Chen

I appreciate the pencil work, but this is Escher Girls material right hyurr.

Reblog this if you would watch a Wonder Woman standalone Movie

I want to see how much money WB is losing out on by being lukewarm about this

I would fo sho.

Just trying to inject raw oxygen or atmospheric air into your bloodstream would be really bad— I wouldn’t recommend it. But when airways are obstructed, every second counts as the oxygen level in your body drops. Now, science has created the perfectly sized injectable...

This is soooo cool, but... What happened to the bunnies after those 15 minutes??? ._.

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How the hell do you lose a prime minister?

Wonder Woman | Dan Mora

SO. HEY, YEAH DC. BRO. CAN YOU KINDLY SHOVE YOURSELF UP YOUR OWN ASS UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT MAKING A SPECTACULAR WONDER WOMAN MOVIE IS FUCKING SIMPLE??????????

This is awesome, but it kinda bugs me how her tiara doesn't have any visible means of staying on her head. @_@

A South Korean designer named Jeabyun Yeon has created a conceptual scuba mask that will allow humans to breath underwater without the aid of an oxygen tank. It is called Triton, and mimics the gills found on fish to draw oxygen from the water to supply breathable air for humans. How exciting.

Sounds like he got the idea from Star Wars: Episode I to me!