Hello

My name is Simon Blackwell. I’m 19 years old, and I’m prince of the Kingdom of Watford.

I’m destined to become king and marry Agatha Wellbelove.

My father, Davy, is the current king. He doesn’t believe I can take care of the Kingdom. He says I don’t think enough and that I’m far too clumsy. But, I’m sure I’ll do just fine. I wish more people would believe me. 

The only person that doesn’t doubt me is my best friend, Penny. Her parents are advisers for my father. They basically raised me because he was always busy. They’re super sweet. 

Penny and I have always done everything together. She has a horse, and she’s always been patient with my fear of it. I remember one time, I tried to ride the horse. I ended up falling off and breaking my ankle. Penny helped me home. She didn’t call me stupid, or clumsy, like other people would. Although, I am clumsy. Sometimes we bake together, and she never gets mad when I burn the scones. Even though it happens every time, she always says that maybe next time I’ll get it right. 

All I really want is to do something that will prove everyone that I am capable of becoming King. 

( @askskymonsnow @asknormalsimon @askbrokensimon @askcinnamonsimon @ask5thyearsimon @asksanguinesimon @ask-lionheart-simon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch )

Being clumsy is fine, you know. It doesn’t mean you can’t do anything…

I’m glad you agree. Some people don’t.

I used to think I was useless too. but I never was, and neither are you, I promise

Thank you so much. Not many people tell me that. I’m glad you know that you’re not useless.

Basil reminds me every day

Who’s that?

my amazing and gorgeous boyfriend

It sounds like he makes you happy.

every day… I try to make him happy too. he says I do. you’ll meet your baz soon, I bet

What do you mean? I have a Baz too??

There’s like a million simons on here and we all have basils. Yours is somewhere out there!

He sounds like a plant.

oh… Basil is short for Basilton and.. um, long for Baz. he’s got black hair and is a fantastic kisser. you’ll find him!

But what about Agatha? I’m supposed to be with her.

you aren’t “supposed” to be with anyone, if you find someone and you make each other happy then be with them.

I guess you have a point. But our parents have had this plan for us since we were born, and Agatha makes me happy enough.

for now, sure

Hello

My name is Simon Blackwell. I’m 19 years old, and I’m prince of the Kingdom of Watford.

I’m destined to become king and marry Agatha Wellbelove.

My father, Davy, is the current king. He doesn’t believe I can take care of the Kingdom. He says I don’t think enough and that I’m far too clumsy. But, I’m sure I’ll do just fine. I wish more people would believe me. 

The only person that doesn’t doubt me is my best friend, Penny. Her parents are advisers for my father. They basically raised me because he was always busy. They’re super sweet. 

Penny and I have always done everything together. She has a horse, and she’s always been patient with my fear of it. I remember one time, I tried to ride the horse. I ended up falling off and breaking my ankle. Penny helped me home. She didn’t call me stupid, or clumsy, like other people would. Although, I am clumsy. Sometimes we bake together, and she never gets mad when I burn the scones. Even though it happens every time, she always says that maybe next time I’ll get it right. 

All I really want is to do something that will prove everyone that I am capable of becoming King. 

( @askskymonsnow @asknormalsimon @askbrokensimon @askcinnamonsimon @ask5thyearsimon @asksanguinesimon @ask-lionheart-simon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch )

Being clumsy is fine, you know. It doesn’t mean you can’t do anything…

I’m glad you agree. Some people don’t.

I used to think I was useless too. but I never was, and neither are you, I promise

Thank you so much. Not many people tell me that. I’m glad you know that you’re not useless.

Basil reminds me every day

Who’s that?

my amazing and gorgeous boyfriend

It sounds like he makes you happy.

every day… I try to make him happy too. he says I do. you’ll meet your baz soon, I bet

What do you mean? I have a Baz too??

There’s like a million simons on here and we all have basils. Yours is somewhere out there!

He sounds like a plant.

oh… Basil is short for Basilton and.. um, long for Baz. he’s got black hair and is a fantastic kisser. you’ll find him!

But what about Agatha? I’m supposed to be with her.

you aren't "supposed" to be with anyone, if you find someone and you make each other happy then be with them.

Hello

My name is Simon Blackwell. I’m 19 years old, and I’m prince of the Kingdom of Watford.

I’m destined to become king and marry Agatha Wellbelove.

My father, Davy, is the current king. He doesn’t believe I can take care of the Kingdom. He says I don’t think enough and that I’m far too clumsy. But, I’m sure I’ll do just fine. I wish more people would believe me. 

The only person that doesn’t doubt me is my best friend, Penny. Her parents are advisers for my father. They basically raised me because he was always busy. They’re super sweet. 

Penny and I have always done everything together. She has a horse, and she’s always been patient with my fear of it. I remember one time, I tried to ride the horse. I ended up falling off and breaking my ankle. Penny helped me home. She didn’t call me stupid, or clumsy, like other people would. Although, I am clumsy. Sometimes we bake together, and she never gets mad when I burn the scones. Even though it happens every time, she always says that maybe next time I’ll get it right. 

All I really want is to do something that will prove everyone that I am capable of becoming King. 

( @askskymonsnow @asknormalsimon @askbrokensimon @askcinnamonsimon @ask5thyearsimon @asksanguinesimon @ask-lionheart-simon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch )

Being clumsy is fine, you know. It doesn’t mean you can’t do anything…

I’m glad you agree. Some people don’t.

I used to think I was useless too. but I never was, and neither are you, I promise

Thank you so much. Not many people tell me that. I’m glad you know that you’re not useless.

Basil reminds me every day

Who’s that?

my amazing and gorgeous boyfriend

It sounds like he makes you happy.

every day… I try to make him happy too. he says I do. you’ll meet your baz soon, I bet

What do you mean? I have a Baz too??

There’s like a million simons on here and we all have basils. Yours is somewhere out there!

He sounds like a plant.

oh... Basil is short for Basilton and.. um, long for Baz. he's got black hair and is a fantastic kisser. you'll find him!

Hello

My name is Simon Blackwell. I’m 19 years old, and I’m prince of the Kingdom of Watford.

I’m destined to become king and marry Agatha Wellbelove.

My father, Davy, is the current king. He doesn’t believe I can take care of the Kingdom. He says I don’t think enough and that I’m far too clumsy. But, I’m sure I’ll do just fine. I wish more people would believe me. 

The only person that doesn’t doubt me is my best friend, Penny. Her parents are advisers for my father. They basically raised me because he was always busy. They’re super sweet. 

Penny and I have always done everything together. She has a horse, and she’s always been patient with my fear of it. I remember one time, I tried to ride the horse. I ended up falling off and breaking my ankle. Penny helped me home. She didn’t call me stupid, or clumsy, like other people would. Although, I am clumsy. Sometimes we bake together, and she never gets mad when I burn the scones. Even though it happens every time, she always says that maybe next time I’ll get it right. 

All I really want is to do something that will prove everyone that I am capable of becoming King. 

( @askskymonsnow @asknormalsimon @askbrokensimon @askcinnamonsimon @ask5thyearsimon @asksanguinesimon @ask-lionheart-simon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch )

Being clumsy is fine, you know. It doesn’t mean you can’t do anything…

I’m glad you agree. Some people don’t.

I used to think I was useless too. but I never was, and neither are you, I promise

Thank you so much. Not many people tell me that. I’m glad you know that you’re not useless.

Basil reminds me every day

Who’s that?

my amazing and gorgeous boyfriend

It sounds like he makes you happy.

every day… I try to make him happy too. he says I do. you’ll meet your baz soon, I bet

What do you mean? I have a Baz too??

There's like a million simons on here and we all have basils. Yours is somewhere out there!

my interests include putting blankets on sleeping animals just in case they’re cold

Hello

My name is Simon Blackwell. I’m 19 years old, and I’m prince of the Kingdom of Watford.

I’m destined to become king and marry Agatha Wellbelove.

My father, Davy, is the current king. He doesn’t believe I can take care of the Kingdom. He says I don’t think enough and that I’m far too clumsy. But, I’m sure I’ll do just fine. I wish more people would believe me. 

The only person that doesn’t doubt me is my best friend, Penny. Her parents are advisers for my father. They basically raised me because he was always busy. They’re super sweet. 

Penny and I have always done everything together. She has a horse, and she’s always been patient with my fear of it. I remember one time, I tried to ride the horse. I ended up falling off and breaking my ankle. Penny helped me home. She didn’t call me stupid, or clumsy, like other people would. Although, I am clumsy. Sometimes we bake together, and she never gets mad when I burn the scones. Even though it happens every time, she always says that maybe next time I’ll get it right. 

All I really want is to do something that will prove everyone that I am capable of becoming King. 

( @askskymonsnow @asknormalsimon @askbrokensimon @askcinnamonsimon @ask5thyearsimon @asksanguinesimon @ask-lionheart-simon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch )

Being clumsy is fine, you know. It doesn’t mean you can’t do anything…

I’m glad you agree. Some people don’t.

I used to think I was useless too. but I never was, and neither are you, I promise

Thank you so much. Not many people tell me that. I’m glad you know that you’re not useless.

Basil reminds me every day

Who’s that?

my amazing and gorgeous boyfriend

It sounds like he makes you happy.

every day... I try to make him happy too. he says I do. you'll meet your baz soon, I bet

Hello

My name is Simon Blackwell. I’m 19 years old, and I’m prince of the Kingdom of Watford.

I’m destined to become king and marry Agatha Wellbelove.

My father, Davy, is the current king. He doesn’t believe I can take care of the Kingdom. He says I don’t think enough and that I’m far too clumsy. But, I’m sure I’ll do just fine. I wish more people would believe me. 

The only person that doesn’t doubt me is my best friend, Penny. Her parents are advisers for my father. They basically raised me because he was always busy. They’re super sweet. 

Penny and I have always done everything together. She has a horse, and she’s always been patient with my fear of it. I remember one time, I tried to ride the horse. I ended up falling off and breaking my ankle. Penny helped me home. She didn’t call me stupid, or clumsy, like other people would. Although, I am clumsy. Sometimes we bake together, and she never gets mad when I burn the scones. Even though it happens every time, she always says that maybe next time I’ll get it right. 

All I really want is to do something that will prove everyone that I am capable of becoming King. 

( @askskymonsnow @asknormalsimon @askbrokensimon @askcinnamonsimon @ask5thyearsimon @asksanguinesimon @ask-lionheart-simon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch )

Being clumsy is fine, you know. It doesn’t mean you can’t do anything…

I’m glad you agree. Some people don’t.

I used to think I was useless too. but I never was, and neither are you, I promise

Thank you so much. Not many people tell me that. I’m glad you know that you’re not useless.

Basil reminds me every day

Who’s that?

my amazing and gorgeous boyfriend

Hello

My name is Simon Blackwell. I’m 19 years old, and I’m prince of the Kingdom of Watford.

I’m destined to become king and marry Agatha Wellbelove.

My father, Davy, is the current king. He doesn’t believe I can take care of the Kingdom. He says I don’t think enough and that I’m far too clumsy. But, I’m sure I’ll do just fine. I wish more people would believe me. 

The only person that doesn’t doubt me is my best friend, Penny. Her parents are advisers for my father. They basically raised me because he was always busy. They’re super sweet. 

Penny and I have always done everything together. She has a horse, and she’s always been patient with my fear of it. I remember one time, I tried to ride the horse. I ended up falling off and breaking my ankle. Penny helped me home. She didn’t call me stupid, or clumsy, like other people would. Although, I am clumsy. Sometimes we bake together, and she never gets mad when I burn the scones. Even though it happens every time, she always says that maybe next time I’ll get it right. 

All I really want is to do something that will prove everyone that I am capable of becoming King. 

( @askskymonsnow @asknormalsimon @askbrokensimon @askcinnamonsimon @ask5thyearsimon @asksanguinesimon @ask-lionheart-simon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch )

Being clumsy is fine, you know. It doesn’t mean you can’t do anything…

I’m glad you agree. Some people don’t.

I used to think I was useless too. but I never was, and neither are you, I promise

Thank you so much. Not many people tell me that. I’m glad you know that you’re not useless.

Basil reminds me every day

Hello

My name is Simon Blackwell. I’m 19 years old, and I’m prince of the Kingdom of Watford.

I’m destined to become king and marry Agatha Wellbelove.

My father, Davy, is the current king. He doesn’t believe I can take care of the Kingdom. He says I don’t think enough and that I’m far too clumsy. But, I’m sure I’ll do just fine. I wish more people would believe me. 

The only person that doesn’t doubt me is my best friend, Penny. Her parents are advisers for my father. They basically raised me because he was always busy. They’re super sweet. 

Penny and I have always done everything together. She has a horse, and she’s always been patient with my fear of it. I remember one time, I tried to ride the horse. I ended up falling off and breaking my ankle. Penny helped me home. She didn’t call me stupid, or clumsy, like other people would. Although, I am clumsy. Sometimes we bake together, and she never gets mad when I burn the scones. Even though it happens every time, she always says that maybe next time I’ll get it right. 

All I really want is to do something that will prove everyone that I am capable of becoming King. 

( @askskymonsnow @asknormalsimon @askbrokensimon @askcinnamonsimon @ask5thyearsimon @asksanguinesimon @ask-lionheart-simon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch )

Being clumsy is fine, you know. It doesn’t mean you can’t do anything…

I’m glad you agree. Some people don’t.

I used to think I was useless too. but I never was, and neither are you, I promise

Hello

My name is Simon Blackwell. I’m 19 years old, and I’m prince of the Kingdom of Watford.

I’m destined to become king and marry Agatha Wellbelove.

My father, Davy, is the current king. He doesn’t believe I can take care of the Kingdom. He says I don’t think enough and that I’m far too clumsy. But, I’m sure I’ll do just fine. I wish more people would believe me. 

The only person that doesn’t doubt me is my best friend, Penny. Her parents are advisers for my father. They basically raised me because he was always busy. They’re super sweet. 

Penny and I have always done everything together. She has a horse, and she’s always been patient with my fear of it. I remember one time, I tried to ride the horse. I ended up falling off and breaking my ankle. Penny helped me home. She didn’t call me stupid, or clumsy, like other people would. Although, I am clumsy. Sometimes we bake together, and she never gets mad when I burn the scones. Even though it happens every time, she always says that maybe next time I’ll get it right. 

All I really want is to do something that will prove everyone that I am capable of becoming King. 

( @askskymonsnow @asknormalsimon @askbrokensimon @askcinnamonsimon @ask5thyearsimon @asksanguinesimon @ask-lionheart-simon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch )

Being clumsy is fine, you know. It doesn't mean you can't do anything...

Hello

My name is Simon, I’m 24. I work at a bakery, I have a boyfriend, and I’m very happy. 

I lost my memory in an accident 5 years ago. Sometimes I remember small details but not enough to make sense. 

Although it would be nice to remember what my past was like, I’m okay with how I am. Maybe it was meant to happen. It was like a chance to start over new. 

I guess all you people are me??

@asknormalsimon @askcinnamonsimon @askconfusedsimon @askbrokensimon @ask-fx-simonsnow @ask-golden-boy-simon

@asktheothersimon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch @ask-the-oracles

hi other simon! you have a boyfriend? what’s your baz like? 

I do have a boyfriend. What’s a Baz????

… a baz is my boyfriend, of course…

Oh, I don’t know a Baz.

you should meet a Baz. he could at least be a good, cute friend.

I may have known one before…the name sounds familiar but I can’t remember why.

well think hard! he’s important!

I can’t really just remember things.

why not?

I lost my memory in an accident a few years ago and I never really got it back..

oh. I’m really sorry. 

Hello

My name is Simon, I’m 24. I work at a bakery, I have a boyfriend, and I’m very happy. 

I lost my memory in an accident 5 years ago. Sometimes I remember small details but not enough to make sense. 

Although it would be nice to remember what my past was like, I’m okay with how I am. Maybe it was meant to happen. It was like a chance to start over new. 

I guess all you people are me??

@asknormalsimon @askcinnamonsimon @askconfusedsimon @askbrokensimon @ask-fx-simonsnow @ask-golden-boy-simon

@asktheothersimon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch @ask-the-oracles

hi other simon! you have a boyfriend? what’s your baz like? 

I do have a boyfriend. What’s a Baz????

… a baz is my boyfriend, of course…

Oh, I don’t know a Baz.

you should meet a Baz. he could at least be a good, cute friend.

I may have known one before…the name sounds familiar but I can’t remember why.

well think hard! he’s important!

I can’t really just remember things.

why not?

Hello

My name is Simon, I’m 24. I work at a bakery, I have a boyfriend, and I’m very happy. 

I lost my memory in an accident 5 years ago. Sometimes I remember small details but not enough to make sense. 

Although it would be nice to remember what my past was like, I’m okay with how I am. Maybe it was meant to happen. It was like a chance to start over new. 

I guess all you people are me??

@asknormalsimon @askcinnamonsimon @askconfusedsimon @askbrokensimon @ask-fx-simonsnow @ask-golden-boy-simon

@asktheothersimon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch @ask-the-oracles

hi other simon! you have a boyfriend? what’s your baz like? 

I do have a boyfriend. What’s a Baz????

… a baz is my boyfriend, of course…

Oh, I don’t know a Baz.

you should meet a Baz. he could at least be a good, cute friend.

I may have known one before…the name sounds familiar but I can’t remember why.

well think hard! he’s important!

Hello

My name is Simon, I’m 24. I work at a bakery, I have a boyfriend, and I’m very happy. 

I lost my memory in an accident 5 years ago. Sometimes I remember small details but not enough to make sense. 

Although it would be nice to remember what my past was like, I’m okay with how I am. Maybe it was meant to happen. It was like a chance to start over new. 

I guess all you people are me??

@asknormalsimon @askcinnamonsimon @askconfusedsimon @askbrokensimon @ask-fx-simonsnow @ask-golden-boy-simon

@asktheothersimon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch @ask-the-oracles

hi other simon! you have a boyfriend? what’s your baz like? 

I do have a boyfriend. What’s a Baz????

… a baz is my boyfriend, of course…

Oh, I don’t know a Baz.

you should meet a Baz. he could at least be a good, cute friend.

Hello

My name is Simon, I’m 24. I work at a bakery, I have a boyfriend, and I’m very happy. 

I lost my memory in an accident 5 years ago. Sometimes I remember small details but not enough to make sense. 

Although it would be nice to remember what my past was like, I’m okay with how I am. Maybe it was meant to happen. It was like a chance to start over new. 

I guess all you people are me??

@asknormalsimon @askcinnamonsimon @askconfusedsimon @askbrokensimon @ask-fx-simonsnow @ask-golden-boy-simon

@asktheothersimon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch @ask-the-oracles

hi other simon! you have a boyfriend? what’s your baz like? 

I do have a boyfriend. What’s a Baz????

... a baz is my boyfriend, of course...

Hello

My name is Simon, I’m 24. I work at a bakery, I have a boyfriend, and I’m very happy. 

I lost my memory in an accident 5 years ago. Sometimes I remember small details but not enough to make sense. 

Although it would be nice to remember what my past was like, I’m okay with how I am. Maybe it was meant to happen. It was like a chance to start over new. 

I guess all you people are me??

@asknormalsimon @askcinnamonsimon @askconfusedsimon @askbrokensimon @ask-fx-simonsnow @ask-golden-boy-simon

@asktheothersimon @ask-immortal-simon-snow-pitch @ask-the-oracles

hi other simon! you have a boyfriend? what’s your baz like? 

Hello.

I’m Baz. Formerly known as Tyrannus Basilton Grimm Pitch. I graduated from Watford School of Magics about.. six years ago now, I think. Top of the class. 

I used to be a Mage, set to take over the Grimm Pitch legacy. Enrolled in the London School of Economics. Working part time at Starbucks. Now I live in the vampire nest outside of London. It’s better for me here. And before you ask, no, I don’t kill Normals or anything. I’m not a monster. Or I try not to be. I drink from animals, and that’s it. 

I don’t quite understand why there are so many alternate versions of myself on here, but I might as well introduce myself. So, hello, @asknormalbaz @askwholebaz @asklinguisticsphdpitch @ask-immortal-basilton-snow-pitch​ @ask-the-oracles​ @askperniciouspitch​ @askbazsnowpitchcfa​ @askemobaz