Me as a college professor
This is literally illegal, and there have been teachers fired over this
oh…..my god (source)
LOL
I just spit out my Powerade
guess who my favourite character is
Iconic
maybe if i had 50 posters and mood lighting in my room i wouldnt be mentally ill
no offense but I look forward to having a healthy way of thinking and coping and living
fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone
working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone
validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them
reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you
Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session
Projecting all your trauma onto an imaginary character and imagining others comforting them
Wanting fictional characters to have all the emotional support and physical affection you’ve always wanted
Writing a character that goes through the same troubles as you and give them loving family and friends to help them cope
these are actually healthy copong mechanisms
Holy shit I thought I was the only one who did this holy shit.
Damn. Okay. So, I’m not alone. That’s nice
Jesus Christ, someone wrote a thread about me lol
I wanna share mine, picturing a soft gentle ghost kissing my forehead and telling me I’ll be safe and okay
Game of the year
Haha hmmm oh oghhhh hey bro oh! Ohh doggy
Thank you for this necessary transcript
THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT
Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?
First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.
Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!
Everyone reblog this post.
Some Too Ticky and Mymble’s daughter :3c (and Ninny)
Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)
My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”
*does magic but in a ditzy way, like a real himbo*
Howl's Moving Castle, 2004
Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human