milk smile

Me as a college professor

This is literally illegal, and there have been teachers fired over this

oh…..my god (source)

LOL

I just spit out my Powerade

guess who my favourite character is

Iconic

maybe if i had 50 posters and mood lighting in my room i wouldnt be mentally ill

no offense but I look forward to having a healthy way of thinking and coping and living

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

validating yourself by imagining situations where bad things happen to people and you save them

reinforcing trust in your loved ones by imagining situations where bad things happen to you and they save you

Explaining things to your therapist in an imaginary session

Projecting all your trauma onto an imaginary character and imagining others comforting them

Wanting fictional characters to have all the emotional support and physical affection you’ve always wanted

Writing a character that goes through the same troubles as you and give them loving family and friends to help them cope

these are actually healthy copong mechanisms

Holy shit I thought I was the only one who did this holy shit.

Damn. Okay. So, I’m not alone. That’s nice

Jesus Christ, someone wrote a thread about me lol

I wanna share mine, picturing a soft gentle ghost kissing my forehead and telling me I’ll be safe and okay

Game of the year

Haha hmmm oh oghhhh hey bro oh! Ohh doggy

Thank you for this necessary transcript

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

Everyone reblog this post.

Some Too Ticky and Mymble’s daughter :3c (and Ninny) 

friend sandwich : - )

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

*does magic but in a ditzy way, like a real himbo*

Howl's Moving Castle, 2004

Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human