A good boy!

Help save Mr.Cromer

Hey I know this isn’t critical role related but at my high school they’re firing our stagecraft teacher.Anyone who has ever done theatre knows the necessity of techies for a production.Please sign our petition to have Mr.Cromer’s contract renewed as he is one of the most important people in our theatre department and has kept us afloat.

Please reblog!

Under new regulations, heroes cannot go on a series of adventures to change the world unless they have a permission slip signed by their parents or guardians.

"I am not signing this until sidequests are done!"

*actually worried about my children so disguises myself as "villian of the week" to distract from said main quest.*

Rpg Idea Blogs Roll Call

In these trying times of the Tumblocalypse, we gotta stick together.

With that said, who’s still kickin?

Still here, just exhausted. Hopefully will have more content once my Theatre of Adventure campaign begins.

Still here. Sorry I haven’t been active! But I went to my local museum’s steampunk exhibit so that might help with inspiration here 

I mean, I’m sorta here, but it’s mostly just rpg stuff rather than ideas

I exist

I don’t post much, but I’m still here

Present, though not very active

you couldn’t get rid of me even if you tried

Bees.

Still here dears!

Got myself a new logo y’all! Turned out pretty good! At least by my preference!

Looks amazing ad

Thank you! Much appreciated!

*slow claps*

This is appreciated as well!

So proud! Keep it up!

Hooray!!!! 1,000 Followers!!!

Thank you so much my dears! It’s so good to have you here!

I would die for you, probablymomrpgideas

- Mod Rose

@quest-givers -Mod Rose I wouldn't let you! Love you!

First official video is up now.

https://youtu.be/bOvgylsEXK0

Check these kiddos out! They are gonna be playing some dnd on the channel soon!

Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh

A hobbit: o_o

Boromir: yes?

Hobbits: o_o o_o

Boromir: can i… Help you?

Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o

Boromir: …

Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o

Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable

Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<

Pippin: stars above your poor feet

Frodo: Pippin!

Merry: Aren’t they cold?!

Frodo: MERRY!

Pippin: They’re so small!

Frodo: YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE

Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!

Frodo: I am most certainly no-

Sam: I am.

Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person’s feet before

Boromir: I am putting my boots back on

Pippin: lookit those little toes!!!

Boromir: (slaps hand away)

Pippin: aww c’mon. If you let me touch your toes, I’ll let you touch mine!!

Boromir: 

Pippin: I’m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw

Faramir: please don’t do that

Bold of this to assume Gandalf hasn’t allowed himself to go barefoot in Hobbiton at least once in his life

bold of you to assume gandalf has feet

Good

Up casting mirror image as a 9th level spell when you are a bard.

Reblog if you think science fantasy and guns are totally cool in D&D.

Debating with myself.

Of course?

Depends on the setting. Wouldn’t want it in the forgotten realms, but is absolutely fine in my setting and Eberron is basically defined by it.

Gimme that chronontrigger “present” era look. Fantasy-medival aesthetics but there are modern conveniencies like radios, ovens, and some early robots!

"It is impossible to map the imagination." - Terry Pratchett

If you like it, run it! Do not feel limited in gaming!

Start a business selling faulty rpg items. Such as brass knuckles that do 1d6 lightning damage but due to conduction you also take damage.

A flail made from aloe leaves so it healed as it dealt damage.

A ring of frostbite. Over time your hand slowly gets more and more frostbitten.

An enchanted scythe. Once in battle, it becomes painfully obvious the “enchantment” was Minor Illusion. It’s actually made of cardboard.

An axe that doesn’t do damage but makes enemies smell nice.

A bow that only shoots where you’re aiming if you’re blackout drunk.

A sword that does untyped area of effect damage. With d12s. Many of them.

A sword that is actually just a really big butter knife.

I’m saving all of these as ideas for cursed items.

a pair of boots that make any surface you walk on feel like slippery ice

a hammer that always looses it’s head and ends up hitting the nearest party member

The last one would be useful if you had a party of two people and one was lost. You go to hammer something and the head flies through miles of dungeons to wang your friend as you chase it.

Necklace of fire breathing, but it summons a fire elemental that follows you and breathes down your neck.

Real shit, this post is why my games have a goblin who’s a traveling salesmen. His name is Five, it’s short for Five Finger Discount. He’ll steal from you if you’re not careful.

That’s heckin cool!

A pot that brews a stew that is enough to feed 6 people but always has an unneccessary ingredient, like raisins.

this post has asbestos reblog to kill ur followers

Not to worry! Asbestos can't get past my sheild, you are safe my dears!

give the trees names and they will protect you

(approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good

Druid

me dual-wielding: OOOOOO AAAAAA SHIIIIT I BET THIS LOOKS SO COOL WOAOAAAAA

guys. guys do i look cool?? dont lie dude

me right after smashing this shieldless losers head in with a big fucking mace: they did look cool tho

Good

yooo everybody. my mom and i were goofing around and found this seriously FUCKED UP site. all your information, (phone number, nam, address even) is available for 2.99. like everything. please watch this video on how to remove it. (im not sure if it’s there for minors, but if you’ve ever owned/rented a house you’re definitely there. it’s worth checking it out to make sure.)

video on how to remove information. : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPFLagxnDsA

fucked up website: http://www.spokeo.com/

also, if you’ve lived in more than one place/state it has you multiple times, remove all of your profile things. (it had my mom 4 times, all over our state. even from when she lived in a house 9 years ago.)

psa over.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

YES THERE ARE MINORS ON HERE ALSO I JUST CHECKED ME AND IT HAS MY ~PERSONAL~ INFO ON THERE

This is very concerning. I just spent the last ten minutes removing my entire family (including my 14-year-old sister) from the site.

Cool Mom Tech has a guide on how to take your information off the site if for some reason you can’t watch the above video.

Just to inform everyone, it’s American only, but it’s real. I’ve found 3 of my friends already with this sight and the only reason I knew it was them was because I happen to have their address. PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU ARE ON THIS SITE AND IF YOU ARE, REMOVE YOURSELF. NOW.

I’m screaming internally because I just searched up a handful of my friends who live in America.. and found every single one of them without fail. This is scary.

For my American followers

This is creepy as hell and completely legit. Please take the time to remove yourself from this list.

I just googled it and yeah. Now I can see a real meaning behind the saying ‘don’t give out personal info on the internet’..though in these times it’s difficult not to

THIS IS SCARY SHIT. This could be how my ex has been getting my information for a long time… ITS DANGEROUS. I JUST CHECKED IT OUT AND ITS REAL. IM ON THERE, MY FAMILY IS ON THERE. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

I GIVE ZERO SHITS IF YOU AREN’T FROM AMERICA YOU ARE FUCKING SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT THIS IS HOW STALKERS OPERATE OH MY GOD SIGNAL BOOST

Abstergo is getting less and less subtle by the day damn

save urself yanks

MOTHERFUCKING SPREAD THIS SHIT NOW GUYS

This isn’t our normal posting, but if there are any American followers on our blog, PLEASE do this now.

If anyone of my followers is american, do this!!!

PLEASE STAY SAFE. I’m not American and I don’t plan on it but I know at least some of my followers are and I want you all safe. Please, please, please, signal boost this as much as possible.

Reblogging on both blogs because this is important for my American followers

Jesus fucking Christ. Why is this a thing?

I wasn’t on there, but my best friend, stepmom, dad, and two full-blooded siblings were. (Even checked the half-siblings and they weren’t there, but they’re both pretty young.) You bet your ass I removed them. 

Guys PLEASE look this up. I was on there as well as my family. Stay safe, friends

🌼Hey, guys stay SAFE please! I had to actually take steps to take myself off this creepy website too. 

I know I have a ton of American followers. Guys, please make sure you’re not on this.

jesus fucking christ, Guys look out for this, and check if you are on it.

jesus fucking christ guys look out for this and check if you are on it

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Be safe, protect your info dears.