"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

stop! before you go outside, is your outfit STYLISH?

S LUTTY

T RANSGENDER

Y URI

L IKELY TO GET YOU DRESSCODED AT A HIGHSCHOOL

I NSUFFERABLE

S HIT

H AIRBALL

words to live by

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

he said yes

this man is twisted. Sick .

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

I, THE DRIVER BEHIND YOU AT THIS STOPLIGHT, HAVE DEDUCED THAT YOU COULD HAVE THREADED THAT LEFT TURN BETWEEN THOSE TWO CARS IF YOU FLOORED IT BEARING 92° SOUTH AND CAUGHT THE WIND.

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I will never forget how two chinese college students found a spider and created a genus called Hotwheels and named the spider Hotwheels Sisyphus

we need more lesbians guys

Misunderstood assignment. I made lesbian guys

no this is good we can do a lot with this. We could change the world with this

I don't just want him to lose the election I want him to die

hot take- people who have made a conscious decision to be horrible bigots should understand that they will be treated like people who chose to be horrible bigots

a watched pot never boils so i'm just alternating between looking at and away from this pot so i can edge it

sorry. i really need to think before i post. i'm so sorry.

you're all trying to kill me

the place adventure time has in just culture in general is so so funny to be because it's so prevalent whether through just merch with characters on it or designs directly referencing the style/aesthetics and yet most people have not actually seen the show past season 1-5 (including me until like a year ago!) so if you try to explain any post s5 adventure time plot where it basically became a complete different show you sound fucking insane. they don't even know about princess bubblegum's gay cousin chicle. they don't even know about my dear friend fern.

THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT MAGIC BETTY