Cyberpunk Brainrot

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i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

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crotchapple

Smart

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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khaleesi

The creator of these images is Matt Bernstein, one of my favorite educators online -- he makes incredibly clear, forceful collections of information like this one. He's queer, has fantastic nails, and has done a lot of education recently from his perspective as a Jewish person on why supporting Palestine is so important. Here's a link to this post, which he created for World AIDS Day on 12/1/23.

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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview

our history teacher tried a similar tack but the theoretical scenario was "the man who invented the medicine necessary to save your wife is charging more money than you can pay and won't accept credit. you're against stealing but you also don't want your wife to die. what do you do?"

our answer was not only to steal the medicine but to murder the inventor because if he's paywalling life-saving medicine, the solution that involves the lowest body count is killing him. we're ethically and morally obligated to eliminate this threat to human survival

did not go the way he thought it would

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whitedusk2

ORANGINA オランジーナ 

hey quick question what the fuck? hey, just, just a real quick question, what the Fuck

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jasper-rolls

don’t act like you don’t know exactly what’s going on

fair point. let me amend my question: WHY the fuck

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peppapigvevo

how did this post miss the best 3 ones:

how do you sexualize a fucking cactus

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calleo

I believe the last ad shows exactly how you do that.

I love orangina…..so much

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lesbx

I can act a little silly

but also serious. if the situation calls for it.

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ibis-radish

I don't have any glasses for the eclipse someone relay it to me when it happens

sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, less sun, no sun :(

more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, more sun, sun again

It's like I'm there

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conarcoin

this is the best sentence ever typed

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fancyson

me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed

Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.

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despazito

A second best sentence has hit the twin towers

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Sherlock (BBC, 2010 - 2017) I honestly have no idea why I thought this one would be ‘quick and easy’. (Narrator: “It wasn’t.”) 😂 Thanks to @topsyturvy-turtely for suggesting a few scenes that should be included. Funny how we both struggled to come up with a decent scene for The Six Thatchers. 😬 I originally planned to include The Gay Pilot, MHR and TAB, but no. This one kept me busy for way too long. Maybe I’ll add a bonus one day. And hopefully a 5th season…

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team rocket bisexual power couple

genuinely we need more romantic couples queering up heteronormativity the way these two did. james is half a primadonna (meowth is the other half), he is emotional, embarrassingly sincere, spineless, but also the heart and soul of their little family. jesse is the backbone of the team. she is strong & territorial & protective bc she has to be; she struggles with her insecurities (yes she's a villain but is she too assertive? too demanding? not perfect enough, not worthy of success?). and somehow they are BOTH? all of these things??? they love & support each other. they're both fruity messes. they take turns with the braincell--except 90% of the time when they throw the braincell out the window. james has tits. they role switch. AND they're Weird Catowners. no one did it better

Meowth has the braincell.

Meowth is batting the braincell around like a ball of yarn.

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netheris

Meowth ate the braincell and occasionally coughs it up in a hairball before eating it again

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rochestyre

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

genuinely depressing how people will dismiss the interests kids have because all it does is make them retreat into shame and never want to talk to you about anything again

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teaboot

people don't share information with you for no reason. nobody walks up to someone and starts explaining something they enjoy for no reason. If it doesn't pertain to a task or a mutual goal or a nearby danger, they're telling you, "I want to share a connection", and that's equally important. If you push them down, they'll stop trying. Don't make kids stop trying to build connections. Don't make kids stop looking for people who love them

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