Sept. 1937 - Minnesota man at the bar on a Saturday night.

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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DOGE is Musk's cover for illegally destroying the US federal government.

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He wants to know if you’d be his valentine

Cheating to get through elementary/middle/high school is one thing, because you're required to pass through those by law before you can go out and do some job that doesn't require any skills that you can't learn on-site.

Cheating to get a fucking degree means putting everybody around you at risk. Imagine a car built by somebody who has no fucking clue why some engines explode or catch fire and others don't. A bridge built by somebody who has no idea how much weight different materials can support. A doctor who isn't super clear on which organs do what.

@naportain you’re killing me with this

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

i cant fucking do this

team used napkin and mold spore

I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is:

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

Rly felt compelled to capture this before bed

i don’t think i posted it but here’s how the horsethey in question responded to this

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

beg for your life, tennis boy

have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup

This is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it's real

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

the recent boston panel is probably mads' and hugh's best panel out of the 3 panels they had the past few months LIKE those were good questions, even the SILLIEST ones, and it definitely felt more connected to the fans than the usual panels that happen

garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day

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