“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

It’s rumored that emergency rooms and psychiatric wards are more active at the full moon. It’s rumored that crime spikes. It’s rumored that people get a little crazed and don’t know what to do with their bodies. You’ve heard these rumors. From bartenders and nurses and nursery school teachers. Maybe you’ve felt it your very self. I saw a neighbor on the street and asked how she was doing. “It’s the full moon, you know,” she said, “so I feel completely demented.” It made news that a town in England put more cops on patrol on full moons. Sylvia Plath knew: the moon “drags the sea after it like a dark crime.”

The “Moon in Full” series continues at the Paris Review with the Thunder Moon in July.

obsessed

sad when the weather is nice 🖤

The Ring Bearer understood his mission 

(Source)

Always wear your cutest outfit. Stop saving so many looks for “special occasions”. You showing up is a special occasion. Look your best.

Kristen Stewart i am on my knees

She should show up at events where Prince Charles is. Give him a scare 💅 Watch to the end for the result!

rules: we’re snooping in your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and then choose 10 victims.

tagged by: @c4nnibagrl ( ^ω^ ) !!

(ty for the tag!!! you can really see what my taste is hnabbabagdgsf)

1. dandelion hands - how to never stop being sad

2. crywank - a deer mistaking candles for headlights

3. lemon demon - cabinet man

4. rebzyyx - I’m so crazy for youuu </3

5. mr. kitty - after dark

6. flatsound - regret

7. moe shop - love taste

8. mother mother - the cry forum

9. crywank - now I’m sad (boo hoo)

10. mother mother - o my heart

I’ll tag @funwastaken @yanderequeen2 @donyokunakodomo @yandere-yuuboo and @chu-means-kiss (just ignore that this isn’t 10 people tagged shshshssh)

Thank u for the tag mori!!

1. Emperor's new clothes by P!atd (NateWantsToBattle cover)

2. CANDY CANDY by Gumi

3. Mask by Dream

4. Take a hint from Victorious

5. Heat Waves by Glass Animals

6. Losing Face by Wilbur Soot

7. The Finale by NateWantsToBattle

8. Salvaged by NateWantsToBattle

9. Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

10. Honey by Derivakat

Yes I unironically listen to mask 😔😔 block me if u must 💔💔 /j

Tagging: @themudbloodhedgebot @sniff3rish @ghcstbur @actuallyprettyfunny @nether-star-promises @funn-funerals @tubb-o @tubbzso @trainerblueoak @mayybeee @callizinc @canarypost @otter-water @lesboblade @thejoehillsdifference @kalykeoik @elephabant @waterthrush @spider-shoes @anyone else who wants to!

yaay thanks for the tag fun !! let's do thisss

1. since i saw vienna by wilbur soot

2. mary by the happy fits

3. i don't want it at all by kim petras

4. welcome to the internet by bo burnham

5. girls in bikinis by poppy

6. chosen last by sara kays

7. moonlight by grace vanderwaal

8. king for a day by pierce the veil

9. killer by the ready set

10. you, again by so soo bin

my taste is kinda all over the place but they're all bangers trust me :D

🌱 tagging: @jupiterisaplanet @actuallyprettyfunny @champagnxproblxms @sniff3rish @loudly--unladylike @pathtrick @bandnerdleo @mossdeemo @spider-shoes @wilbursoot-brainrot and anyone else who wants to participate !!

thanks so much for the tag these are always fun!!

1. out of my league - fitz and the tantrums

2. ain’t no crying - derivakat

3. people watching - conan gray

4. astronomy - conan gray

5. cloud 9 - beach bunny

6. loneliness for love - lovelytheband

7. getaway car - taylor swift

8. liability - lorde

9. bezos I - bo burnham

10. i wanna be your slave - maneskin

theres probably a theme in there somewhere but at the end of the day if i think it’s good i’ll listen to it :D

tagging ✨: @waltiecrons, @broadcastingstraightfromhell, @avese23, @procrasti-nation-queen, @thegeekcompanion, @a-mix-of-academias, @textrovert-01, and anyone else who wants to join!!!

rules: we’re snooping in your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and then choose 10 victims.

tagged by: @c4nnibagrl ( ^ω^ ) !!

(ty for the tag!!! you can really see what my taste is hnabbabagdgsf)

1. dandelion hands - how to never stop being sad

2. crywank - a deer mistaking candles for headlights

3. lemon demon - cabinet man

4. rebzyyx - I’m so crazy for youuu </3

5. mr. kitty - after dark

6. flatsound - regret

7. moe shop - love taste

8. mother mother - the cry forum

9. crywank - now I’m sad (boo hoo)

10. mother mother - o my heart

I’ll tag @funwastaken @yanderequeen2 @donyokunakodomo @yandere-yuuboo and @chu-means-kiss (just ignore that this isn’t 10 people tagged shshshssh)

Thank u for the tag mori!!

1. Emperor's new clothes by P!atd (NateWantsToBattle cover)

2. CANDY CANDY by Gumi

3. Mask by Dream

4. Take a hint from Victorious

5. Heat Waves by Glass Animals

6. Losing Face by Wilbur Soot

7. The Finale by NateWantsToBattle

8. Salvaged by NateWantsToBattle

9. Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

10. Honey by Derivakat

Yes I unironically listen to mask 😔😔 block me if u must 💔💔 /j

Tagging: @themudbloodhedgebot @sniff3rish @ghcstbur @actuallyprettyfunny @nether-star-promises @funn-funerals @tubb-o @tubbzso @trainerblueoak @mayybeee @callizinc @canarypost @otter-water @lesboblade @thejoehillsdifference @kalykeoik @elephabant @waterthrush @spider-shoes @anyone else who wants to!

yaay thanks for the tag fun !! let's do thisss

1. since i saw vienna by wilbur soot

2. mary by the happy fits

3. i don't want it at all by kim petras

4. welcome to the internet by bo burnham

5. girls in bikinis by poppy

6. chosen last by sara kays

7. moonlight by grace vanderwaal

8. king for a day by pierce the veil

9. killer by the ready set

10. you, again by so soo bin

my taste is kinda all over the place but they're all bangers trust me :D

🌱 tagging: @jupiterisaplanet @actuallyprettyfunny @champagnxproblxms @sniff3rish @loudly--unladylike @pathtrick @bandnerdleo @mossdeemo @spider-shoes @wilbursoot-brainrot and anyone else who wants to participate !!

thanks so much for the tag these are always fun!!

1. out of my league - fitz and the tantrums

2. ain’t no crying - derivakat

3. people watching - conan gray

4. astronomy - conan gray

5. cloud 9 - beach bunny

6. loneliness for love - lovelytheband

7. getaway car - taylor swift

8. liability - lorde

9. bezos I - bo burnham

10. i wanna be your slave - maneskin

theres probably a theme in there somewhere but at the end of the day if i think it’s good i’ll listen to it :D

tagging ✨: @waltiecrons, @broadcastingstraightfromhell, @avese23, @procrasti-nation-queen, @thegeekcompanion, @a-mix-of-academias, @textrovert-01, and anyone else who wants to join!!!

stop being funnier on my posts than me

happy pride everyone

ID: a sceeenshot of a reply by @eraserbitz reading "is he... you know (sound of lightsaber clattering on the ground)" /End ID

Sometimes twitter digs up gems. This is now my favorite theory ever.

♡ redraw of this one cursed image where daisy’s about to destroy toad BUT with her new golf outfit ♡

twitter | ig

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

it’s back

Huh….

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

you can never not reblog this when it comes on your dash tumblr rule

7/9/16 - 8:32 pm

Take your chance and be part of it. They’ll talk about this in their history books in future.

Literally no notes

I liked it one note pops up

What the everloving fuck

23/11/2017

5:44pm

Wtf.. there’s not even a message saying 0 notes xD

29/11/17

No notes

One note popped up

22/12/2017

07:46 AM

whoa

… there’s…. there’s no notes…. 😳

Every time I see this I have an obligation to reblog it. It’s been almost 3 years

I thought it was a rumour but the legends are true… the no notes post is real

Jan 7, 2018

It keeps coming back and there’s still no notes

Poor historians in the future reading shit like this.

“They got excited when shit broke.” Theyll say.

“This domain had a weird love and hate for Bra’s.” Theyll say.

“Why were they so obsessed with cats and dogs but scared of horses?” Theyll say.

January 7, 2017, 3:55 p.m. EST.

This is still happening in 2021!!!!

May 23rd, 2021 - this post has now survived a global pandemic and more impressively it’s also survived 2020

Looking for Loneliness