worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

this ask polly comment..

"came back wrong" you could not come back wrong even if you tried. you've changed, beyond recognition, but while my eyes may not know you, my heart still does. i love you.

1/? of Fall Out Boy songs you never heard or forgot about

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

my love language is putting my leg over yours

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

I usually don't annoy you guys with my crochet but I AM SO EXCITED with how this came out! ready for Orlando and MSG!

I used to be a real go getter.. 🦄⭐️✨

I find it funny that "Odyssey" became like, a word you can use to just mean journey. Like imagine if you were having a family argument and said "ugh, it's such an Oresteia." Or "yeah we're honeymooning in Italy, taking a little Aeneid."

in the club playing words with friends 2