I said "wreck and rule". -prowl

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

holy fucking fuck your body is absurd

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

In James Tissot paintings, art observes you.

I love this actually it really brings you into the scene. It denies you the psychological position of outside observer and makes you feel as if you were almost there.

I do really enjoy the fanon of gestalt bonds, but also I'm super into the idea of a combiner gestalt basically just being drift compatible because imagine that there's a handful of guys that are so tuned into your very being, so similar and complimentary to you that you can literally merge together, and those guys are Brawl, Vortex and Swindle

i'm 100% gonna recite some palabras de las brujas to this...

boys will be boys

Optical Illusion Paintings by Rob Gonsalves

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.

i may just be french but do americans really not get paid summer vacations? you don't go to the beach with your kids? "There is no federal or state statutory minimum paid vacation or paid public holidays" am i reading this right? like i'm not trying to rub anyone's face in it but you're just stuck in the rat race year-round until you're old and that's normal and accepted??? in the 21st century???

I had an interview with a local paper this week about this rock snake I started on the longest street of a nearby city (where I work) because it's bringing people so much joy:

I said something during the interview that the interviewer seemed really shocked by, so in case it's important for anyone else to hear: When asked about the rock snake and some scavenger hunts that I've hosted for adults, I said -

"We don't stop enjoying the things we liked as kids; they just stop being offered to us. And when you're a kid, fun things like art projects and scavenger hunts are always brought to you, so you're not taught to make a habit of seeking them out as and adult."

She said "Wow yeah... life is so stressful... and you don't think to... wow."

So if anyone else needs direct permission to be a whimsical adult child today, I hereby grant it to everyone. ❤️

It's so soon to reblog this, but I was on the phone with my Mom, and she mentioned making me an Easter basket. I laughed and said "Thank you for excitedly making me an Easter basket at the ripe age of [insert an age over 18]," and she goes "You don't stop liking what you did as a kid, people stop presenting it to you." 😂❤️🥺

hey now...

Couldn't have nailed me any harder to the floor if you had a fucking hammer.

This is great actually

Podvis village, Bulgaria

Source

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

imagine how cool it would be if your legacy was the sound of your laughter. your happiness.

good save

Interest Check for Two Upcoming TF Zines

I'm in a zine-ing mood, apparently! (Is that a verb? Well, it is now. You Are Welcome.) Below are interest check announcements for two (2) TF zines. If either sounds interesting, please fill out my lil surveys. They're open for responses until Midnight May 31st, PST. Supernova: A Starscream Tribute Zine

Celebrating all facets of the Seeker, from his cunning and ambition to his vulnerability and unexpected heroism. Whether you view him as a tragic hero, a relentless villain, or something entirely unique, we invite you to express your interpretations through fiction, art, comics, poetry, or essays. Find out more HERE.

JetPack: A Celebration of Seekers

Delving into the lives and culture of Seekers, from their history and traditions to their religion, mythology, food, and celebrations. We are particularly eager to spotlight lesser-known Seekers such as Slipstream, the Rainmakers, the Coneheads, and even original Seekers created by our contributors. Find out more HERE.