Aww

why is this screenshot at critically low health

[Canadian Starbucks barista voice] Moose? Moose Toronto?

Moose: that’s me that’s my drink

Barista: i love your name

Moose: i’m so sorry

Barista: i’m sorry eh

Moose: i’m sorry

Barista: i’m so sorry

Moose: i’m sorry eh

Barista: i’m sorry

new tumblr post

this bitch sitting next to me is a whore

redraw https://www.patreon.com/ExtraFabulousComics

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

He will destroy us all.

Submission by @sam-the-robot

Submission by @arcanenrok

question for people who know biology.

when you’re hanging upside down. how come the shit in your stomach doesnt come up and flow out your mouth

thrussy stays tight

this is by far the worst response i’ve gotten on this post, well done

so i have a cat now

I am such a sucker for a good love story!

Someone broke the glass window in our cafeteria yesterday. Now this is impressive because it’s ¼ inch glass in a metal frame and the kid broke it with HIS HEAD. He didn’t bleed or anything. He just broke it and walked away.

when you and your crews outfits are on point

It’s almost COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃  🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !!