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I missed them so much and I don’t even know it until I read this comic ;-;
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Eddie Redmayne eating a cupcake is something adorable that I never knew I needed. Please protect him.
Oh man, this is definitely Newt taste-testing Jacob’s latest creation. And he loves it. Best chocolate cupcake he’s ever had. But there’s really no graceful way to eat a cupcake so when Percival and Ibrahim walk in to try out the new bakery so close to their workplace, Newt nearly chokes on the cupcake and pretty much wants to die when the commotion attracts the attention of the short and ridiculously handsome man. Percival meanwhile decides he absolutely must have a chocolate cupcake because chocolate is now his favorite. And Ibrahim’s like, but you hate chocolate, last time I tried to get you to eat it you accused me of trying to poison you! To which Percival responds with a sharp discreet jab to his side, shut up Ibrahim I love chocolate. Ibrahim then catches on and amuses himself by buying one of every chocolate flavored thing on the menu and watching Percival struggle to eat them all with a straight face and fail spectacularly at flirting with Newt because Newt’s shields go up and fortified around new people no matter how gorgeous they are especially if they don’t seem to be truthful.
Ibrahim thinks it was a grand old time but Newt and Percival would argue otherwise until months after they finally get together.
*bursts in wildly* ⭐ CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING MY GIVEAWAY! ⭐ Please reply to this as soon as possible to accept :D
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Giveaway winner!
A VERY BIG CONGRATULATIONS TO @mamin-thetroll ON WINNING! AHHH I YELL! I’M SO GLAD IT’S GONE TO SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE HIM!
Thank you to everyone who entered, I’ll do another as soon as possible, this time it’ll be a Colin Autograph! I’ll try and get a Percival one :D
SCREAMMMMMM OMGOMGOMG SCREEEEEEMMMMSSSS!!!!!!
OMFG I CAN'T!!! IM ABOUT TO BURST RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!! WHAT THE GOOD DEED HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS omggggggg
*CRIES* OF COURSE I WILL LOVE AND CHERISH HIM FOREVER!!!! HE'S THE MOST PRECIOUS THING *still screaming*
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Little gift giveaway
This is my final thank you of the month to you all, With the first two sorted and over, it’s time to reveal a special one ~
This is for all my followers who have stuck by me, who put up with my changes and rants and not-finishing fics (I am so sorry lmao) You’re all incredible, so thank you, and I hope whoever wins this likes it!
(Oh and the next giveaway will be a Colin one, so keep an eye on that!)
A note: You may enter this giveaway even if you’ve won an old one as it’s a different prize.
This giveaway ships world wide, but please check HERE to be sure parcel force will deliver to you.
First things first though.
Rules:
- This is a giveaway in appreciation of my followers, so you MUST be following me to enter. Please don’t just follow for the giveaway, that’s not cool.
- No Giveaway blogs.
- You must be alright with giving me your address, the prize will be sent tracked and you’ll be given email and other updates regularly until it arrives.
- Keep your inbox open! If you don’t reply within 24 hours I’ll pick another winner.
There are three possible entries for this giveaway. A like, a reblog and a bonus: Send me an off anon ask telling me why you love Eddie Redmayne!
The winner will win an Eddie Redmayne Autograph, with certificate of authenticity and the autograph companies card.
Here it is:
Isn’t he a cutie!
This giveaway ends March 29th 2018, UK time.
Again - Thank you all for following me, you’re amazing and I adore you *\0/*
*high pitch squeals*
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An adorable redhead who wears predominantly blue, and has a great singing voice and an affinity for animals, ends up in New York for the first time and has a run-in with a dark-haired, jaded workaholic who is never not in work attire. At one point in the movie they share a tender moment while inside the Woolworth Building.
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Theseus: As your wingman it's my sworn duty to help you hook up with anyone you wish
Graves: alright (points to newt) i want that one
Theseus: you piECE OF SHIT
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Percival: Why don’t you have a boyfriend?
Newt: I have a strict brother. Why don’t you?
Percival: You have a strict brother.
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A war on Daily Prophet front page.
Newt: Give me a break!
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Has this been done yet
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- Percival Graves as a parent is him being really extra and dramatic.
- If he goes out shopping with the children, he will tell them to meet him somewhere on the dot o’clock or otherwise you will be deemed as gone forever and I will mourn for your poor soul for two days before your Mommy and I replace you.
- He is also that extra dad who will cheer the loudest for his kids at sport related event.
- Gets carded more often than not for cursing at the ref whenever his kids don’t get the chance to score a goal; says that the ref was bribed by the opposite team.
- Gets banned from future matches when he wrestles with one of the parents from the opponent team.
- The kind of dad that will definitely tell his children, “no dating until you are 30.”
- Gives good hugs and cuddles.
- Not the type to yell at the children; more of “I expect better from you” vibe.
- Nags a lot.
- Totally a pushover and is so weak at the children’s pleading even when Newt says no to them already but Percival will end up buying them things that Newt refuse for them to have in the first place.
- Also Percival Graves to his kids: “If civil words don’t have any desired affect on the other person, use your fist to punch them.”
- Newt Scamander as a parent is him letting the children explore everything and putting total trust in them not to fuck up (even when Percival protests that the kids will definitely fuck things up Morgana help us)
- Treats the children as his equal; always open to talk things out without any judgement on his part.
- The strict parent compared to Percival; once he has made up his mind, nothing could sway his decision (except for the children going to their dad to sulk and moan about how mommy is being unfair so could you please talk to him, dad?”)
- Soft mommy who loves to give the children first hand experience on how to handle the creatures (while Percy hovers at the back with first-aid kit, ready to tend to any injury)
- Can handle the children’s tantrum expertly because nothing could top a Nundu or a Percival’s tantrum.
- The (unintentional) popular soccer mom at the matches because he always brings good food and able to eyebrow Percival to behave.
- Talks about sex so clinically that the kids swear they have lost their libido.
- Encourages the children to do things in their own pace and is always good in comforting them when they face some obstacles.
- The kind of parent that will read story books to his children except there’s no book; only his own experience traversing the world and he will tell his kids all the adventures he had while Percy listens from the doorway.
- The kind of parent who not only shows the children he’s proud of them, he also verbally praises them and tells them he loves them so much.
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Как приготовить тесто
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“How to prepare the dough
- To begin with, take some flour
- Ah, no, the flour is sleeping. Let’s not bother her, she might bite
- We’ll prepare the dough some other time”
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HEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!
For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can’t be bothered by the frivolity of human structures.
As someone who both owns a sulcata and has worked with them for several years at The phoenix zoo. I can confirm. these guys are destructive as all hell. dry wall, wood, chain link, clay/rocky soil, cinder block barricades, ect. if they want to go burrow some place they are going to.oddly enough though when it comes to keeping them in a pen they might tear through chain-link, but if they can’t see past it they assume it’s solid. a piece of plywood will hold them but chain link or mesh won’t. however on one hand since they know how to do a grand total of 2 things to solve their problems it makes it pretty easy to tell if your husbandry is off. too hot? DIG, too cold? DIG, too dry? you guessed it DIG. option number two try eating the thing. not enough calcium or minerals (not always sometimes it’s just instinctual) EAT ROCK, not enough fiber EAT WOOD HIDE, hungry EAT (literally any POSSIBLE food item)
“CRONCH”
“Sorry, I can’t come to work because a TURTLE just chewed through my wall- what? No, it’s not named ‘Michelangelo’!”
This turtle won’t cut you no slack
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Posted yesterday on Instagram by Swissevans86 who wrote:
“Can add ‘directed an Oscar winning actor’ to the old CV. Voice recording with Eddie Redmayne!”