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well, fuck

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Craig Tucker | 22 | rp/ask blog. I'm all about crossover rps. I also RP Lance and Keith from Voltron Legendary defender. some of this will be nsfw. you've been warned.
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🛏 /small wave/

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Craig had always loved the beach. It was calming to him, listening to the crash of waves on the shore, the gulls overhead always in heated chorus. The slowly rising sun painted the sky a soft pink, the water messily reflecting the colors.

“Gonna be another hot one. Not a cloud in sight.” He mused quietly, his eyes briefly scanning the ever lightening horizon. He turned his attention back to the sand, studying the little patterns the waves made in the sand. Sometimes he found pretty little shells out here. His sister loved it when he brought home shells for her.

Craig was so engrossed in his careful scrutiny of the beach that he nearly tripped over the boy, lying motionless on the shore. “Fuck!” He swore, recovering from his stumble and dropping to kneel beside the figure. He forced his brain to drudge up every memory he could muster of the first aid his high school class had gone over. Shakily, he reached a hand up to the other’s throat, fingers searching along the jawline for a spot to feel a pulse. 

Still alive, okay, good. Now what? Craig suddenly regretted not paying more attention in class. Well, when all else fails...

“Hey, wake up.” His tone was flat, barely masking the level of panic he felt. He shook the other male firmly by the shoulders as he spoke, belatedly hoping this strange boy didn’t have any injuries that could be exacerbated by the sudden, jerky movement.

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Send an Icon to Find my Muse:

🍺 completely drunk

🚑 bleeding in an alleyway

🔪standing behind yours with a knife

⛓tied/chained up

🌊washed up along the shore

❓ wandering the streets with no memory

✋ standing over an unmoving figure

🍽 starving

🛒 for sale

🔫 adrift in space

⚔ in the middle of a fight/battle

⚜trying to poison a high ranking official/ruler

🌩outside in a terrible storm

🚂 in the seat next to yours during traveling

🕵️‍♂️ spying on your muse

👮‍♀️ in prison

👨‍⚕️in the hospital

🛏 unconscious

🔥+ add your own!

Or: add ♻ to reverse roles!

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meme-cafe

.゚☆゚.  ╼  pick up line meme.

Feel free to change pronouns as needed !!

❛  Even though there aren’t any stars out tonight, you’re still shining like one. ❜ ❛ Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?  ❛ Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart. ❜ ❛ Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me! ❜ ❛ Do you like my sweater? Its boyfriend material. ❜ ❛ Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it back. ❜ ❛ Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar. ❜ ❛ I think you’re an alien. You just abducted my heart. ❜ ❛ Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you. ❜ ❛ If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. ❜ ❛ Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling. ❜ ❛ You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind. ❜ ❛ There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. ❜ ❛ You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. ❜ ❛ Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. ❜ ❛ Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet. ❜ ❛ Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. ❜ ❛ Can I hit you in the face… with my lips? ❜ ❛ If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d have the sky in the palm of my hand. ❜ ❛ When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part. ❜ ❛ Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. ❜ ❛ You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not. ❜  ❛ Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti. ❜ ❛ You know what you’d look really beautiful in? My arms. ❜ ❛ See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart. ❜ ❛ May I flirt with you? ❜ ❛ It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me! ❜ ❛ Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend. ❜ ❛ I can’t stop looking at how gorgeous you are… If I kiss you will I get slapped? ❜ ❛ I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. ❜ ❛ Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven? ❜ ❛ Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte. ❜ ❛ There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? ❜

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Continued from here X @im-craig-tucker-fuck-you

     Butters grins to himself the moment his arms wrap around Craig’s waist. He hadn’t seen the grumpy raven all summer ling and had missed his buddy! Also he always likes seeing Craig’s different reaction to affection like hugs. One time Butters saw Kenny get sucker punched in the face by Craig because he tried to hug him.

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     “I wasn’t planning on it~” Butters teases before letting go of the taller man. “but I guess I can.”

Once released, Craig exhales deeply, shifting his weight awkwardly from one foot to the other. He shoves his hands into the pockets of his jacket, fingers anxiously fiddling with the interior of the fabric. An old nervous habit he'd never been able to kick.

"So, you like, had a good summer, right?" His tone was flat, more of a statement than a question. Not that he was unhappy to see the blonde, he just hadn't been expecting to see him so... suddenly.

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Craig stiffened, craning his head around to peek at the blonde. He wasn’t used to random affection, but it was Butters, so he really couldn’t be mad, could he?

“U-uh.. Hi?” He stammered, biting back an urge to demand a release from his sudden entrapment. He twisted as best he could to come almost face-to-face with Butters, cocking an eyebrow in curious confusion.

“Are you, y’know, gonna let me go at some point?”

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lazy roleplayer symbol meme

Send in a symbol and I’ll:
  • @ : reply to one of your open starters
  • ?? : write you a starter
  • + : go through the memes you’ve reblogged and send one in
  • !!! : write a headcanon about our muses
  • % : write a drabble about our muses
  • $$$ : go through your wishlist tag and write a starter based on one of the posts
  • ♬ : write a starter based on your blog music
  • … : write a headcanon based on one of the aus in your verse page
  • ^^ : go through your muse’s aesthetic tag and write a starter based on one of the posts
  • # : write a headcanon based on one of your side muses / npcs
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touch meme . send one to do to my muse .

001.   grab their hand .

002.   kiss their cheek .

003.   give massage .

004.   kiss hand .

005.   high five .

006.   cuddle .

007.   cry on . 

008.   shoulder hug .

009.   bear hug .

010.   kiss them .

011.   pinkie promise .

012.   piggy back ride . 

013.  give them food . 

014.   from behind hug . 

015.   fist bump .

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sentence prompts ➝  poetry starters

  • ‘  life— the thing that happens to us.  ’
  • ‘  you owe no one your forgiveness.  ’
  • ‘  how’s that for a happily ever after?  ’
  • ‘  silence has always been my loudest scream.  ’
  • ‘  when I die, do not waste a minute mouring me.  ’
  • ‘  “no” is short for “fuck off.”  ’
  • ‘  you shine brighter than all the starlight there has ever been or ever will be.  ’
  • ‘  i bet you regret making an enemy out of me.  ’
  • ‘  we cannot control what we remember  ’
  • ‘  i don’t even believe in people.  ’
  • ‘  it takes courage to grow up and become who you really are  ’
  • ‘  i am a world of uncertainties disguised as a girl.  ’
  • ‘  whatever it is that stirs your soul, listen to that. everything else is just noise.  ’
  • ‘  i like the disaster of the night sky, stars spilling this way and that as if  they were upturned from a glass.  ’
  • ‘  resist much, obey little.  ’
  • ‘  be patient and tough; one day this pain will be useful to you.  ’
  • ‘  i am a dreamer with empty hands and I like the chill.  ’
  • ‘  i deserved someone who was willing to stay  ’
  • ‘  you’re everywhere except right here and it hurts  ’
  • ‘  time doesn’t obey our commands  ’
  • ‘  girls like her were born in a storm.  ’
  • ‘  only the brave and the broken are kind in this world.  ’
  • ‘  people aren’t born sad; we make them that way.  ’
  • ‘  some people are born with tornados in their lives  ’
  • ‘  there is nothing scarier in their minds than a girl who knows the power of her flames.  ’
  • ‘  tell them to be proud of every bit of themselves—  ’
  • ‘  some are made of witchcraft and wolf and a little bit of vice.  ’
  • ‘  these scars have never diminished your worth, they are the stories that make you whole.  ’
  • ‘  and you say you are broken, but broken mirrors like you create the most beautiful patterns of light.  ’
  • ‘  but what could you possibly see in her?  ’
  • ‘  everything, I see everything in her, because the stardust that makes her is the same stardust that makes me.  ’
  • ‘  did you really think she was a tender flower you could trample upon, and damage her very soul?  ’
  • ‘  you clutter my mind  ’
  • ‘  i close my eyes and see infinite galaxies  ’
  • ‘  i long for a life i have control of  ’
  • ‘  and all i have now are memories that feel like dreams  ’
  • ‘  don’t be afraid of getting hurt  ’
  • ‘  you have to fight to be alright  ’
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"I'm coming with you."

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Craig raised his eyebrow skeptically, but if he had an argument against Clyde coming, it never made it to his lips. He never took Clyde as one to like abandoned places, but who was he to say no?

“Okay, if you really want to. I never thought you were the type to like creepy places.” He shrugged his shoulders, beginning to walk lazily in the direction of the woods. “Just try to keep up. And if you go running off and get lost, it’s not my fault.”

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Protection Starters

"What do you think you are doing?"
"You're not going without me."
"Who was that?"
"Will you stay with me tonight?"
"I can't let you do this alone."
"Are you sure you don't need me?"
"Please take me with you."
"If anyone hurts you, they're getting hurt worse."
"I don't need a bodyguard."
"Who hurt you?"
"I need someone to watch my back."
"You got this?"
"You are not okay."
"I'm coming with you."
"You have my full attention."
"I'm not going anywhere."
"I need you right now."
"I can't do this alone."
"Come with me."
"I can help you."
"I got this."
"I'm not taking no for an answer."
"You're not going with me."
"What did you do?"
"If you need me, I'll be here."
"I don't need your protection."
"I didn't ask you to do this."
"You need me, even if you think you don't."
"I'm sorry. I need help."
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