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That time the prince of the firenation accidently befriended a watertribe cat man thing.
Zukka AU testing one two three!! A world where the war never started and was never even plotted because screw canon... except for Aang still ran away and was frozen for a hot minut... this is part one. Btw Zuko is now 18 and so is Sokka... lmao.
"Mrrrr"
Zuko opened an eye to find an obnoxiously fluffy grey cat sitting on his chest. Staring into his soul with those bright blue eyes. Yknow... as cats normally do.
"Uh..."
"Mrrrr" the cat set his paw on Zuko's mouth making it a tad bit harder to speak.
"How did you get in here?" His oddly muffled voice managed to make it past the fuzzy paw.
Nothing but purrs came in response. "Well... however you got in can you leave? I don't know how to take care of a cat." He lifted the cat off his chest and set him on the blankets next to him and rolled over to fall back to sleep.
Several hours of sleep later the sun started to peek over the horizon and Zuko stirred a little more naturally however he noticed a fuzzy... thing tapping his cheek. Opening his eyes he noticed it was the impatient tail of an adorably irritated cat. The same one from last night.
"I thought I told you to leave?"
"Mrrrow"
"Fair enough" he scooped the cat up against the cats hopes and dreams and carried him to the kitchen in order to find some food to share with his new found feline companion.
Part 2 (I'm gonna work on these slowly)
"Hey Katara, have you seen Sokka?" Hakoda asked from the other side of Katara's door.
Grumbling the young waterbender sat up in her bed and stretched "No, he went out at some point last night and said he'd be back after he messed with some owl cats or something" she paused when realization washed over he "he hasn't come back has he?"
"No, he hasn't, your mom is worried he got into trouble with someone thinking he was a full cat again"
With that the family including Aang and Toph set out to find the missing cat brat. Soon enough they found themselves in the middle of a fire festival and their search suddenly became even harder.
That is until Katara grabbed hold of Hakoda's arm "dad... I found him... its not good"
"Where? Is he in a cage?"
"Worse" she pointed "He's in a situation"
Up on a platform stood the crown prince Zuko and the crown 0rincess Azula. Only thing off was a grey fuzz ball in the prince's arms.
"You have got to be kidding me" Kaya said with a pinch to the bridge of her nose
Toph snorted "he is most certainly not kitten you"
"Oh shut up you chaos entity"
Hi, yeah, so I've recently gotten into magic the gathering and I would like to give a guess at what color/type of deck each member of the gaang would have a preference for
First and foremost Zuko has about three decks he picks and chooses from for each game. A mono blue "fuck you, and all of your creatures and spells specifically" deck. A blue/green deck that everyone in their right mind would target because... Koma is the commander. And a green/black group hug deck that is rarely targeted and he usually uses to teach new players.
Aang would have a five color deck and a mono black elf deck with as many foil cards as possible. His mono black deck is fairly aggressive, but his five color is nothing but Slivers. He names his decks "Shiny Points" and "Mean beans"
Katara would have the most beefed up agro decks with blue or green in nearly all of them. One of her many beefy nasty scary decks is actually a group hug with her favorite win combo, be nice until it's down to you and one other player... then screw them over.
Sokka would have two decks one blue and black Rouge deck with extended art cards. And one blue black pirate deck.
Toph had Zuko help them make the decks because well.. blind and flat paper don't mix that well. But they have exactly one deck and it's a five color human deck that they play in a two against two type game partnered with Zuko
If anyone else plays magic and wants to add the others I'm about to nap for like an hour
That time the prince of the firenation accidently befriended a watertribe cat man thing.
Zukka AU testing one two three!! A world where the war never started and was never even plotted because screw canon... except for Aang still ran away and was frozen for a hot minut... this is part one. Btw Zuko is now 18 and so is Sokka... lmao.
"Mrrrr"
Zuko opened an eye to find an obnoxiously fluffy grey cat sitting on his chest. Staring into his soul with those bright blue eyes. Yknow... as cats normally do.
"Uh..."
"Mrrrr" the cat set his paw on Zuko's mouth making it a tad bit harder to speak.
"How did you get in here?" His oddly muffled voice managed to make it past the fuzzy paw.
Nothing but purrs came in response. "Well... however you got in can you leave? I don't know how to take care of a cat." He lifted the cat off his chest and set him on the blankets next to him and rolled over to fall back to sleep.
Several hours of sleep later the sun started to peek over the horizon and Zuko stirred a little more naturally however he noticed a fuzzy... thing tapping his cheek. Opening his eyes he noticed it was the impatient tail of an adorably irritated cat. The same one from last night.
"I thought I told you to leave?"
"Mrrrow"
"Fair enough" he scooped the cat up against the cats hopes and dreams and carried him to the kitchen in order to find some food to share with his new found feline companion.
Zuko gardens with his mom in his free time. He somehow always has at least 2 hours of free time in his schedule.
Noone will ever reveal that the gaang all work to make sure he's got that time to tend to his garden with his mom.
He figured it out after awhile but he just smiles to himself and lets them believe that he's oblivious to their scheme.
Does anybody else recall that ginseng tea is Iroh's favorite? Like he out right said it in the episode with Zuko and Zhao's agni kai when they were leaving he says
"Of course, I told you Ginseng is my favorite"
Walking down the path from the beach house to the beach Zuko stretched his arms above his head. The morning air felt electrifying and damp, a storm was coming, though not the kind you'd expect. His footsteps halted when he heard the grunting of his long time friend Sokka coming from the beach right around the bend if the rock wall infront if him.
Peering around the corner he found the reason was the now much taller man doing some morning beach workout that seemed to have a strict one, two, three, turn, routine. Considering Sokka's need for pattern it wasn't surprising. The firelord leaned against the rock wall and watched the warrior work his muscles. The routine changed abruptly when he pulled out an extending spear from his hip holster and pointed it at Zuko who noticed the blindfold only in that moment.
"I can hear your breathing Zuko" he smirked while the words left his mouth.
Zuko snorted and moved closer "you're more built than I remember from your last visit." Pausing he took off Sokka's blindfold "when did you get here?"
(I know its short but should I continue this?
Little update. I now have a full time job with a consistent schedule, as well as my manager position at another place on occasional weekends. I now have two precious kittens named Jazzy and Jazal who are both cuddly and chaotic at all times.
Alright, Ive been away from this site for quite a while, so update from when I posted more back in August. I broke it off with my fiance at the time and I'm now back in my home state. I'm getting my own apartment here sometime today and my boyfriend(ya boy is moving on from a toxic ex) is moving in with me in 3 days.
I have my cat Pie with me, but I also have my cat Grainger who stayed up here when I moved south two years ago. BUT WAIT. There's more! I also have two kittens Jazzy and Havi who will be Joining me and my boyfriend at our apartment.
I have a manager position at the job I work at now. I work most nights tbh.
Those are all the good updates and also why I have been waaay to busy to post anything.
But here's a sad couple of updates. My Brother went to Jail on Christmas eve(not getting into detail with that). And my Pawpaw passed away on Christmas day.
So Im working through that but I hope I'll be able to post some more short pieces here soon.
Hey guys so my sister, Donna, has 3 little girls. Addyson, who is 8 and Violet and Scarlet who are 3 year old twins. Obviously they have been hit hard by the shitstain that is 2020 and with covid, my sister and her fiancé’s finances took a big hit which is terrible timing since they finally had just moved into a new wee house with a mortgage and everything. They have been struggling to pay the mortgage, utilities, and have been unable to get any Christmas gifts for the kids thus far. Even worse is they still cannot qualify for or get food stamps or assistance other than Medicaid for the children. Addison is also having medical issues that doctors are having a hard time figuring out. Her eye is messed up and goes cross eyed all day and she gets headaches. They did a spinal tap and it turned out her spinal fluid pressure was high so they put her on a medication that’s $70 a month but her eye is still crossed inwards so they are about to go back to trying to figure out what it is but the docs say we might be doing surgery soon regardless of what caused it. So that’s an added stress. Essentially we were just hoping to raise a couple hundred dollars or so just to be able to buy the kids some Christmas gifts and to help maybe pay a utility bill or buy groceries. Any amount helps honestly! Even just a $1. Her cash app is $GirlMom8312 and her Venmo is @Donna-Snyder-59 or you can also send them money via google pay by sending money to DonnaMSnyder@yahoo.com . Please reblog so my nieces can have a decent Christmas or at the very least have food on the table!
Here are some pictures of her and the kids:
Please reblog!
Hey guys so so far we’ve raised $18. Please keep this going! My sister’s fiancé is doing all he can but he’s making way less than what he used to and my sister is doing all she can with 3 girls during a pandemic. I just want my nieces to have some gifts to open on Christmas!
It would also just be nice for my sister to have some relief for a month, not having to scramble and hustle just to get some food or the electric paid for, to not have to worry about the internet or worse, the water being turned off. Shit was already tight and they were already struggling n then covid came and desimated their finances. So please please reblog and donate a buck or 2 if you can spare it. Here’s more pics of my beautiful nieces:
I wish someone with over 100,000 followers would reblog this. Just $100 would be enough to get a bunch of gifts from five n below or something.
Please keep reblogging so we can get these kids some presents and put food on the table. Thank you so much!
Korra would pull the "im your father you're grounded!" Card any time she could I just know it
Zuko would have an only fans but for rainbow fire content only. And its all entirely wholesome but also edgy because he's emo and gay
Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?
Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu
Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it
King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:
Unstoppable object meets immovable force
Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense.
My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because
1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point
1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded
2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.
3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.
Given that Omashu was founded by an incredibly powerful earthbender lady and the current king is Bumi, whose only qualities for ruling are “being unpredictable and unconventional as well as a scarily powerful earthbender” (as well as experience, but he acquired that by ruling for decades), there is a non-zero chance the throne of Omashu is in fact not inherited but traditionally goes to the most powerful earthbender around.
EARTH LORD TOPH
MELON LORD TOPH
I WILL WRITE THIS ONCE I GET THE CHANCE
AAAAAAAHHHH YES! INSPIRATION
Mai in a suit send post
Sokka in a dress send post
Azula in that short sleeve button up and high waist combo that lesbians do really well, send post
Zuko in a crop top and fishnets of some kind, send post