Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

LOVE YOU MAMMA

I DON´T BELIEVE IN SUCH SHIT BUT HOW DARE YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS

Don’t you bring my mother into this

Can’t risk it…GOD I hate these posts….

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I take no chances

Madame Zeroni is not someone you mess with

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I take no chances

Madame Zeroni is not someone you mess with

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I take no chances

Madame Zeroni is not someone you mess with

The “Magic Mirror”

欲しい。商品化しないかな・・・。

This is super cool but it doesn’t include the text instructions! Here’s the original imgur gallery with some comments on each image, and here is a detailed tutorial that the creator made (he also made the code free to use on his github) in case you want to make one yourself!

WHY ALL TMNT FANS NEED TO WATCH "TURTLES FOREVER"

For any of you who dont know, Turtles Forever was made in 2009 and is an awesome hour long crossover that unites the 2003, 1987 and OG 1984 comic turtles. These 12 turtles work together with the help of April(s), Casey(s) & Splinter(s) to defeat enemies like Bebop, Rocksteady, Hun, Krang Prime, Karai, Ch'rell, 87’ Shredder and 84’ Shredder. 

TYPES OF TMNT FANS THAT NEED TO WATCH THIS

1) New 2012 TMNT fans who feel ashamed for not growing up with the old cartoons/comics or 2012 fans who don’t understand all the other past incarnations of turtles. 

Turtles Forever does an excellent job of showing the different vibes each incarnation has. From the goofy, light hearted 87’ turtles to the darker more serious 03’ turtles and even to the hardcore no bullshit 84’ prime turtles. Come on and learn about yo elders :D

2) Any TMNT fan on tumblr  

I like to call “Turtles Forever” Fandoms Collide because it brings all of the separate parts of the tmnt fandom together. There is no more arguing which version is better, after this you will respect all the incarnations. In this movie Ch'rell wants to destroy the entire turtle multiverse so there are shout outs to other turtles like the 07’,  90’ and many more.

3) Karai Fans

Guys. She’s in it and lets just say she may or may not save the day. ;)

 slay queen slay

4) Anyone looking for some quality childhood nostalgia

Im definitely not the target age for this and i even caught my self laughing out loud at parts

87’ Shredder was such a joke in this and i absolutely loved it

5) Everybody

SO CLICK HERE, GRAB YOUR POPCORN AND WATCH THIS AMAZING, HILARIOUS AND INNOVATIVE CROSSOVER TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES HOUR LONG MOVIE “TURTLES FOREVER”

ok i will stop bothering you now but seriously click the link

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

I take no chances

Madame Zeroni is not someone you mess with

“Now what?” and “What’s next?” are the same question with different attitudes.

The greatest victory isn’t destroying your enemies; it’s having them join your side.

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

you can do this. stop sabotaging yourself and your dreams. there will be risks, there will be stress, but go on and actually pursue what you want to do. you will not regret having tried, all things considered. self-doubt can destroy so much of your life. don’t let it, please. 

Last but not least in my series of turtle tots, Leo!

i like to stay up at night because the world feels like it stops for a few hours and you don’t have any responsibilities

" [...] That the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can't say tomorrow day"

Re-blog if you loved the 2003 TMNT series. 

Masterpiece

Leonardo has led many generations of tmnt 💙

(x)

Bæ💙