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No Nightingales

@cats-soft-sanctuary / cats-soft-sanctuary.tumblr.com

💙Cat💙 She/Her •|• 21 Writer | Requests Open! | Current Interests: Jujutsu Kaisen, Genshin Impact
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Forbidden Feelings - part 2

Pairing: Astarion x plus size Tav

Summary: Tav can't figure out what's wrong with her favourite vampire until she realises he's starving.

Warnings: explicit content 18+ only, blood drinking (duh vampire), fingering, grinding.

A/n: thank you so much for your interest in this story! There will be one more part after this.

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The second she stepped out of the lift, Tav knew that the Underdark was absolutely the wrong word for this place. Yes, the biome existed under their feet, but dark?

It glowed. Every colour was luminescent, from the tiny clusters of moss wedged between stone to the neon smudges of the Myconids. Their entire party was mesmerised.

Except Astarion. His resplendent demeanour had wilted with each day underground, sneaking around far behind herself, Gale and Shadowheart. Tav seemed to feel his absence keenest, turning around every few steps for a glimpse of shining hair.

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sergle

the threshold has been crossed, it is now springtime!!

should you be inch rested, these 3 girls are this month's patreon stickers, and you can still get them for the rest of this month!

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Since im about to hit 400 followers here, and i surpassed my likes milestone, i was thinking of organizing a match up! You tell me a bit about yourself/ your oc, and I write a quick hc about you/ the oc and who i think they'd fit best with.. what do you think?

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aune's darting around camp taking pictures of everyone with her brand new ye olde camera and being a general bother. someone stop her (I got freecam)

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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savvygooner
Image

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

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antiandrogen

father god 

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abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

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britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

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kumasenpai

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

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kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

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thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

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ellsworthej

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

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emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

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legowerewolf

happy New year’s eve

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prguitarman

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

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kitsumekat

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

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kurlyfryz

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

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toaster-120

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

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m-pennanti

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

This is art at its finest

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mxmspeedster

where did you all go to school?

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bg3 fic requests

hey tumblr! money is pretty tight for me this month so i'm giving this a shot since my writing has gotten such great reception here and on AO3.

i am taking BG3 fic requests, because i have bg3 brainrot that won't go away and i need the $.

i can either write your favorite ship or write an OC with your favorite character! i'm a gale/astarion girlie, so i write them really well but i'd love to write something for you involving any BG3 character that you can't/don't want to write for your self <3 you can find my work on AO3 and here on tumblr.

if you are interested in working with me please reach out to me here, or via email at whatacaitastrophe@gmail.com

donations for a one-shot start at $15 for 1000 words, and increases by $5 for every additional 500 words.

i will write: fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, nsfw within my comfort level (please be prepared to tell me exactly what you are looking for).

i will not write: non-con, sexual situations involving a minor, incest, or anything else that would fall under the heading of "dead dove."

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💗Happy Valentine's Day💗

What movie are you watching with your beloved?

🩷×🩷×🩷×🩷×🩷×🩷×🩷×🩷×🩷×🩷

Gale: 🧙🏼💜

  • Pride and Prejudice
  • Before Sunrise
  • Titanic

Wyll: 🤺💙

  • The Princess Bride
  • Roman Holiday
  • Mulan

Karlach: 😽🩵

  • Love, Simon
  • You've Got Mail
  • Sleepless in Seattle

Astarion: 🧛🏻❤️

  • The Great Gatsby
  • Romeo + Juliet
  • Howl's Moving Castle

Shadowheart: 🌝💛

  • When Harry Met Sally
  • Ten Things I Hate About You
  • The Holiday

Lae'zel: ⚔️🧡

  • Mr. & Mrs. Smith
  • Baby Driver
  • The Mummy

Halsin: 🐻💚

  • Stardust
  • Casper
  • Tuck Everlasting
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satorusluver

I'm 100% convinced Toji loves thick women. He loves tits and ass and thick thighs and soft tummies and just softness in general. I think there's something about the hard life he's lived that causes him to be drawn to and find comfort in a soft woman both figuratively and literally. He may not be great with words but he shows you how much he loves your body with his actions. He's always squeezing your thighs or ass and pulling you close and hugging you tight so he can feel your curvy body against his. And the first few times you guys have sex, you suck in your stomach and when Toji notices this he kisses your belly and tells you to breathe, to relax. ❤️

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hoshigray

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: Your ex-husband bringing the kids over for trick-or-treating is one thing; him wanting to spend the night at your place is another. But it's just for the night. There's no way one night can rekindle some old feelings...right?

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬: ex-husband! Toji x fem! reader - explicit content; minors DNI - the reader is around their mid-30s - Tsumiki (age 11) and Megumi (age 10) - mutual pining - kissing/makeout sessions - unprotected sex - Daddy kink - breast sucking + nipple play - fingering (f! receiving) - oral (f! receiving) - spooning + mating press - cervix fucking - breeding kink - praise - clitoral play (pressing and grinding) - pet names (baby, good girl, mama, princess, sweetie, sweet thing) - you and Toji have been divorced for five years - cameos: Gojo, Utahime and Mei Mei - mention of drool/spit and tears - humor bc I'm [not] funny.

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 7.6k (....dawg.)

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬: happy Halloween, everyone!! so, randomly missed writing ex-husband! toji bc it's lowkey my favorite, soooo yeah, this is what we're doing to celebrate the end of the month! anywho, happy October, beautiful ppl, and tysm for reading my works!! Alsooo, ty for 2.8k!!!

“Trick-or-treat!!”

Gasp—Oh my goodness!” 

“We came to celebrate Halloween! Also, Megumi forgot his toothbrush here again.”

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sirenascales

-> Just Touch Me, Baby

Let's hope Megumi doesn't find out you slept with his dad.
Toji Fushiguro x Plus Size!F!Reader
3,509 words
cw: SMUT, nsfw, age gap, oral [f!], unprotected sex, college au, toji
note: :) this almost killed me
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arminsumi

📂 . . . G. Satoruさとる

Making a cheeky comment leads to a long, steamy session in the bedroom with your husband, who's got a point to prove

( Cws; rough sex, namecalling/nicknames (b*tch, good girl, baby, dirty girl, sweetheart), he's kinda mean, hubby gojo, multiple rounds, unprotected sex, multiple creampies, messy/sweaty sex, daddy kink, p*ssy kiss (1), long session (3h), overstim, dirty talk (teasing, sweet, mean), incl. aftercare )

You're at home with your little girl, dialing your husband's number over and over but he doesn't pick up.

( Cws; heavy angst, chapter 236 spoilers )

Falling in love with a language barrier, and poor Suguru is Satoru's personal translator.

Sakura

You're married into the Gojo clan, whose prodigal son is afflicted with the Hanahaki disease. Satoru needs you to reciprocate his love to overcome it.

( Cws; blood, fictional disease, arranged marriage, angst with a happy ending, unrequited love )

Waking up to Gojo making breakfast and fussing over the kids on a typical Sunday

Enemy Gojo having fun with his favorite toy enemy in Shibuya!

— 🔞 The Horniest

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Got some new TREATS for you🎃🍂

There's less than a month to the start of the new school year so check THIS out. I just added new class schedules and daily planners with Tighnari and Cyno on my ko-fi shop and the best news? THESE ARE FREE TO DOWNLOAD go check it out 🎃

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haroksan

Comfort list|•~ black butler

Sebastian

Ciel

Undertaker

Joker

Vincent

Grell

Agni
William
Alois
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