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Its Tanya Time

@aunttanya / aunttanya.tumblr.com

A blog with pictures of G-Dragon that look like my Aunt Tanya going through her midlife crisis. Tag me in your weird GD pics by mentioning @aunttanya
Chad's Twitter: @yourdaddychaddy
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モナコのCHANELモンテカルロクルーズショー💖

BIGBANG👑gdragon🐉

I know @aunttanya is long gone, but this set just reminds me of her on a night out with the girls

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Aunt Tanya pretending to be candid 

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Friday Knight Fights premieres NEXT FRIDAY, October 22nd, with Season 1, Episode 1: Who Do You Think You Are?

King Arthur and his Knights hold court at the local university cafe. Meanwhile, one year earlier, Arthur’s lazy gap year is intercepted by an unexpected revelation. 

FKF is a modern Arthurian Romance in podcast form, following the adventures of Arthur Padron, a C+ average college student and football star, who also happens to be the reincarnated King Arthur of Camelot. Listen to the trailer on apple podcasts, spotify, or anywhere else you get your podcasts. See you Friday!

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When high school football star and straight C- student Arthur Padron finds out he’s the reincarnation of King Arthur of Camelot, all his hopes for a quiet gap year go out the window in this comedy fiction podcast. Armed only with old memories and a sword he doesn’t know how to use, he, Merlin, and Lancelot go on a road trip across America to find the rest of the Knights of the Round Table and awaken their memories. Soon, they find themselves racing against a mysterious enemy as they come to realize that the return of magic also means the return of much greater dangers. 

 Friday Knight Fights is officially live! The first episode comes out on October 22nd, but you can check out the trailer here and on spotify, and it will be added to anywhere else you get your podcasts within in the next few days. 

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Character Reveal: Meet Lynn Martin!

Let’s be honest, King Arthur wouldnt get anything done if it werent for the help of his loyal (and cynical) wizard. If only she knew how to use her magic this time around. 

Hobbies:

  • Homosexuality
  • Arson
  • Credit card fraud
  • Lying on Wikipedia pages

Dislikes:

  • Arthur

Be there to witness her incredible journey in Friday Knight Fights Season 1: Winter; A modern day Arthurian Romance in podcast form, on Friday, October 22, 2021.

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Friday Knight Fights Official Trailer

When high school football star and straight C- student Arthur Padron finds out he’s the reincarnation of King Arthur of Camelot, all his hopes for a quiet gap year go out the window. Armed only with old memories and a sword he doesn’t know how to use, he, Merlin, and Lancelot go on a road trip across America to find the rest of the Knights of the Round Table and awaken their memories. Soon, they find themselves racing against a mysterious enemy as they come to realize that the return of magic also means the return of much greater dangers.
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Presenting: Friday Knight Fights

Clear Minds, Medieval Times, Reunion Tour - A Modern Arthurian Romance

When football star and local dumbass Arthur Padron finds out he’s the reincarnation of King Arthur of Camelot, all his hopes for a quiet gap year go out the window. Armed only with old memories and a sword he doesn’t know how to use, he, Merlin, and Lancelot go on a road trip across America to find the rest of the Knights of the Round Table and awaken their memories. Soon, they find themselves racing against a mysterious enemy as they come to realize that the return of magic also means the return of much greater dangers.

Friday Knight Fights is a comedy fiction podcast written by Ashton Mitchell. If you like adventure, romance, gay wizards who can’t stop doing crime, dragons, and bullying your friends in the group chat, you’ll love FKF!

Look for it soon on Spotify, Soundcloud, Youtube, and iTunes!

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Hello my old friends! If any of you have missed me, then I have great news! For the past three years I’ve been tediously working on a fiction podcast! Presenting Friday Knight Fights: A Modern Arthurian Romance. I wanted to write something that has more elements of seriousness and original characterization, while still throwing in my dumb humor every chance I could get. Love u nerds!

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Anonymous asked:

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO TYLER AND CHAD THOUGH?? HOW ABOUT BARBARA? CAROL? LOGAN? KATY???

I owe you all at least this 

Tyler marries his girlfriend young (surprisingly, not due to an unplanned pregnancy), but not before they finish college. Tyler gets a degree in childhood development and counseling (it takes him a few extra years) and he and Whitney have five children. Tyler always wanted five so he could have a full basketball team. He becomes the guidance counselor at his kids school. In his old age, after his wife dies, he no homo marries his best bro. They fist bump at their wedding.

Spencer and Blaine never officially admit they’re dating. Spencer leaves for college when Blaine still has two more years of high school and theylose touch. After getting a law degree from Harvard, Spencer scores an internship at the United Nations in New York, also auditioning for Broadway when he has time (He also majored in theater). Coincidentally, Blaine was taking an improv class in New York for fun. They run into each other on the street one day and start talking again. They take a trip to Vegas to celebrate Spencer booking his first Broadway role, and they’re accidentally married. They never bother to get a divorce because of tax benefits. They never have children, but they have A LOT of dogs.

Chad and Logan wait a few years before getting married. They both go to a local Florida college so Chad can be near Aunt Tanya. Chad majors in teaching and becomes a kindergarten teacher at the same school Tyler works at. Aunt Tanya still goes to PTA meetings and bake sales at that school. Loganmajors in interior design and eventually starts his own business with help from Aunt Tanya and her natural skill for decoration. They adopt one daughter who just so happens to have a talent for beauty pageants. Chad coaches her and the Butler Pageant Legacy continues.

Other secrets I’ve been keeping:

-Uncle Mark loses a leg in a skiing accident at the Swiss Ski Lodge when he’s 80.

-Blaine’s parents are millionaires and he eventually agrees to take over the million dollar family business with his twin brother Jasper, even though they hate each other.

-There is a fourth half Butler child (Because we have to have the Desperate Housewives Drama™)

-Tyler sometimes puts his oldest daughter in pageants to compete with Chad’s daughter just to fuck with him and keep the competitive brotherspirit alive

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Hi everyone! Due to recent events, I think it’s best that I close up Aunt Tanya’s story with a neat little bow. Of course, if there’s a great G-Dragon picture, you may see me pop up every now and again. And it’s quite a fitting time as well, as I’m currently on spring break in, coincidentally, Orlando, Florida.

Im not going to delete this blog or Chad’s twitter since I know they hold a lot of good memories for a lot of people (including me). Thank you everyone for your support over the past few years! I started this blog my first semester of college when I was new to Chicago, and it’s been a comforting constant part of my life ever since then, from Chicago to my decision to go home, my year abroad in Seoul, and now my last semester of college. I love it and I love y’all.

And even though this blog is still technically never ending, I feel you all deserve to know all the secrets I’ve been keeping, like how Aunt Tanya does eventually kick the bucket, as I have planned out every aspect of everyone’s lives. She is a middle aged woman after all.

Aunt Tanya dies at age 97 after downing three bottles of vodka and doing a line of cocaine whiles she’s out with the girls.

Exactly thirty seconds later, Uncle Mark, age 99, who is mowing the lawn on a riding mower, collapses from heart failure, even though he had no previous heart conditions. He dies on the scene.

At the funeral, Spencer, now a successful broadway veteran AND one of the best lawyers in Florida, sings a touching tribute while Blaine, his husband (they were accidentally married in Vegas and never bothered to get a divorce) does an interpretive dance, during which he breaks his hip.

Chad gives the following eulogy: “a lot of people are saying that Uncle Mark felt Aunt Tanya die and he died of heart break. This is untrue. Aunt Tanya died and then immediately and forcibly pulled Uncle Marks soul out of his body so he wouldn’t even look at another woman. In the end, they both died doing what they loved. Drinking and yard work.”

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